Jabcab (ambulance)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemicThe COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe…
Jabby Dodger or Jabbydodger (vaccination jab + dodger)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccinations, called "jabs." Those who refused the jabs were sometimes called "jabby dodgers" or jabbydodgers." The term…
“You comply because you want it to end, but it doesn’t end because you comply”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in measures such as social distancing, face masks, lockdowns and vaccinations. Many people complied because they believed that life would return to…
“You comply because you want it to end, but it’s because of your compliance that it will never end”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in measures such as social distancing, face masks, lockdowns and vaccinations. Many people complied because they believed that life would return to…
“S.I.N.G.L.E. Stress Is Now Gone Life’s Easier”
"S.I.N.G.L.E. Stress Is Now Gone Life's Easier" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from 2011 and is of unknown authorship. "RT @DJJUICE718:…
“You comply because you want it to end, but it’s because of your compliance that it may never end”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in measures such as social distancing, face masks, lockdowns and vaccinations. Many people complied because they believed that life would return to…
Clottery (blood clot + lottery)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, sometimes called "clotshots" because of a tendency to cause blood clots. Taking a vaccine meant taking a chance and entering in a…
“I only drink coffee 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow”
"I only drink beer/ bourbon/ coffee/ whiskey/ wine 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I only drink beer 3…
“Did you know all fishermen are Marxists? Because the sea’s the means of production”
"Seize the means of production" is a Marxist saying. "Sea's the means of production" might be a Marxist fisherman's saying. "Socialism for fishermen: seas the…
“What do you call a magician who’s good at cooking?”/“A sauceror.”
"Sorcerer" (a person who claims or is believed to have magic powers) should not be confused with "sauceror" (a person who makes sauces), but there are jokes. "What do you…
“I only drink wine 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow”
"I only drink beer/ bourbon/ coffee/ whiskey/ wine 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I only drink beer 3…
“If you drink vodka & orange juice from the skull of a guy named Phil— Philip’s head screwdriver”
A screwdriver cocktail and a Phillips head screwdriver (a tool) are different things, but there are jokes. "If you drink vodka & orange juice from the skull of a guy named Phil, you have…
“I only drink whiskey 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow”
"I only drink beer/ bourbon/ coffee/ whiskey/ wine 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I only drink beer 3…
“What’s the best Olympic sport?”/“Diving, hands down.”
"Hands down" means "without question." In diving, the divers keep their hands down. "What's the best Olympic sport? Diving, hands down" was posted on Reddit --…
“I only drink bourbon 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow”
"I only drink beer/ bourbon/ coffee/ whiskey/ wine 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I only drink beer 3…
“How do you convert an atheist to a theist?”/“Just give them a little space.”
"Atheist" and "a theist" look almost the same. The latter term just has an extra space. "How to turn an #atheist into a #theist: Just add space. #wonder #AllIsOne…
“I only drink beer 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow”
"I only drink beer/ bourbon/ coffee/ whiskey/ wine 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I only drink beer 3…
“[Driving] Wife: You missed a right. Me: Thanks babe – you MRS right.”
"Missed a right (turn)" can sound like "Mr. Right." "While I was driving, her: Honey, you missed a right. Me: Thanks babe. You Mrs right" was posted on Reddit --…
“At this point, conspiracy theories might as well be called spoiler alerts”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic (including the measures of social distancing, face masks, lockdowns and vaccinations) was predicted by many "conspiracy theories," as some people once…
“What’s better than enchiladas?”/“n+1 chiladas.”
"Enchilada" might sound like "n-chilada" to a mathematician. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 24, 2021: Q: What's better than enchiladas?A: n+1 chiladas.…