“10 out of 10 scientists agree with whoever funded them”
"9/10 scientists will agree with whoever is paying them" was posted on Twitter by RRP on May 15, 2021. "10 out of 10 scientists agree with those who are paying them...." was…
“80% of arguments happen because someone hasn’t eaten yet”
"80% of arguments start because someone hasn't eaten yet" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by AV on June 20, 2020. "80% of…
“Canapé. Scottish for, I don’t have the money”
"Canapé" can sound like "can not pay." "What did the Scotsman say when he didn’t have the money for his Hors d'oeuvre bill? I canapé" was posted on Twitter by…
“10 out of 10 doctors agree with whoever is paying them”
"9/10 scientists will agree with whoever is paying them" was posted on Twitter by RRP on May 15, 2021. "10 out of 10 scientists agree with those who are paying them...." was…
“What kind of truck is never lonely?”/“A pick-up truck.”
A pick-up truck doesn't necessarily have good pick-up lines to pick up dates, but there are jokes. This riddle has been cited in print since at least 2018 and was popularized on a Laffy Taffy…
“What did the Scotsman say when he didn’t have money for his hors d’oeuvre bill?”/“I canape.”
"Canapé" can sound like "can not pay." "What did the Scotsman say when he didn’t have the money for his Hors d'oeuvre bill? I canapé" was posted on Twitter by…
“Two crisps are walking down the road…” (Walkers crisps joke)
Walkers crisps (potato chips) are the most popular brand in the UK. A "walker" joke is told about Walkers. This was posted on the newsgroup eunet.jokes on September 10, 1991: "A guy…
Walmart of the Sky (nickname of various airlines)
Walmart is a retail chain of hypermarkets (also called supercenters), discount department stores, and grocery stores. Several airlines have been nicknamed the "Walmart of the Sky/Skies"…
Walmart with Wings (nickname of various airlines)
Walmart is a retail chain of hypermarkets (also called supercenters), discount department stores, and grocery stores. Several airlines have been nicknamed the "Walmart of the Sky/Skies"…
Amtrak of the Sky (nickname of various airlines)
Several airlines have been derided as "Amtrak of the Sky" or "Amtrak of the Skies." Amtrak is a passenger railroad service that has a mediocre reputation. "Tower Air:…
“Bills: paid, Bank account: empty, Working: still, Adulting: sucks, Yee: haw”
This has been printed on many images: "bills: paidbank account: emptyworking: stilladulting: sucksyee: haw" This was posted on Twitter by C Po on July 15, 2018, credited to @_emgrace63…
La Mela Reintegrata or The Apple Made Whole Again (Milan, Italy, 2015-present)
The "Big Apple" of Milan, Italy, is a sculpture called “La Mela Rintergrata” (“The Apple Made Whole Again”) by Michelangelo Pistoletto that is outside of Central Station (Milano…
“Either you limit government or government limits you”
"Either you limit government or government limits you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Either you limit government or the government will limit you" was…
“American wasabi is just really spicy horseradish dyed green”
Horseradish is often compared to wasabi. Wasabi was called "Japanese horseradish" in 1903 by American botanist and plant explorer David Fairchild (1869-1954). "An Expert Describes…
“Horseradish is just cowboy wasabi”
Horseradish is often compared to wasabi. Wasabi was called "Japanese horseradish" in 1903 by American botanist and plant explorer David Fairchild (1869-1954). "An Expert Describes…
Fung Wah Bus of the Sky (Spirit Airlines nickname)
Spirit Airlines is an American ultra-low-cost carrier. Some Spirit critics have called it the "Fung Wah Bus of the Sky" or "Fung Wah Bus of the Skies." Fung Wah Bus…
“Wasabi is just anime horseradish”
Horseradish is often compared to wasabi. Wasabi was called "Japanese horseradish" in 1903 by American botanist and plant explorer David Fairchild (1869-1954). "An Expert Describes…
School Bus of the Sky (Spirit Airlines nickname)
Spirit Airlines is an American ultra-low-cost carrier. Spirit has sometimes been called the "School Bus of the Sky" or "School Bus with Wings." Both school buses and Spirit…
“If the mayo can go bad, it will go bad. Murphy’s Slaw”
"Murphy's law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") shouldn't be confused with Murphy's slaw (cole slaw), but there are jokes. "RT @awryone If the mayo can…
“What can go wrong at a cookout will go wrong. Murphy’s Slaw”
"Murphy's law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") shouldn't be confused with Murphy's slaw (cole slaw), but there are jokes. "RT @awryone If the mayo can…