“This is a bathroom, not an internet cafe. Shit & split”
"This is a bathroom, not an internet cafe. Shit & split" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "This is a bathroom not an Internet cafe. Shit &…
“This is a bathroom, not an internet cafe. Poo & shoo”
"This is a bathroom, not an internet cafe. Shit & split" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "This is a bathroom not an Internet cafe. Shit &…
“People who drive like hell are bound to get there”
An advertisement for La Palina cigars in the Detroit (MI) Free Press (and other newspapers) on October 26, 1947: "Old Cfiief Smokum Say: 'Fellow who drive like hell bound to get there…
Big Apple (Robinette’s Apple Haus, Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1973-present)
Robinette's Apple Haus & Winery in Grand Rapids, Michigan, has a nine-foot-tall apple in its picnic area. The Robinette family bought the farm in 1911, and the Apple Haus (with its…
“Biscuits and gravy is just wet flour on dry flour”
Biscuits and gravy is a popular combination. "It fucks me up that biscuits and gravy is just wet flour on top of dry flour. Don’t eat flour" was posted on Twitter by Alexandria Glass on…
Big Apple Cafe & Event Centre (Waitomo, New Zealand, 1995-present)
Waitomo Caves is a New Zealand tourist attraction, and the Big Apple Cafe & Event Centre is located there. The Big Apple Cafe opened in 1995 features a "Big Apple" sculpture, 7.5…
“Confucius say: Man who drive like hell bound to get there”
An advertisement for La Palina cigars in the Detroit (MI) Free Press (and other newspapers) on October 26, 1947: "Old Cfiief Smokum Say: 'Fellow who drive like hell bound to get there…
“Social media made y’all comfortable with disrespecting people & not getting punched in the mouth”
"Social media has made too many of you comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the mouth for it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, many…
“Sign not in use” (traffic sign)
"SIGN NOT IN USE" is a traffic sign that has been used in the United Kingdom. The sign is usually in a construction area and is usually temporary. Sign Not In Use" was printed in The…
“Corn makes whiskey. Wheat makes beer. Grapes make wine. Potatoes make vodka…”
"Corn makes whiskey. Wheat makes beer. Grapes make wine. Potatoes make vodka. Can't get drunk without farmers!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Corn makes…
“Unmasked. Unmuzzled. Unvaccinated. Unafraid”
"Unmasked. Unmuzzled. Unvaccinated. Unafraid" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had caused many people to be masked and vaccinated.…
“I put my wife’s chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers. It gets her Snickers in a Twix”
The expression "get one's knickers in a twist" shouldn't be confused with "Snickers in a Twix," but there are jokes. Snickers and Twix are chocolate bars.…
“Don’t get your Snickers in a Twix”
The expression "get one's knickers in a twist" shouldn't be confused with "Snickers in a Twix," but there are jokes. Snickers and Twix are chocolate bars.…
“Social media has made too many of you comfortable with disrespecting people…”
"Social media has made too many of you comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the mouth for it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, many…
“Let’s start calling ‘fact checked’ by its real name. Censorship”
"Let’s start calling 'fact checked' by its real name. Censorship" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying (shown on a meme) was posted on Facebook by…
“Those who drive like hell are bound to get there”
An advertisement for La Palina cigars in the Detroit (MI) Free Press (and other newspapers) on October 26, 1947: "Old Cfiief Smokum Say: 'Fellow who drive like hell bound to get there…
“What do runners eat before a race?”/“Nothing, they fast.”
"Fast" can mean "at great speed" or "a period of time without food." A running riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 14, 2015: Q: What do sprinters eat before…
“What do you after an Apple turns bad?”/“You open windows.”
An apple riddle is: Q: What do you after an Apple turns bad?A: You open windows. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 25, 2020, and refers to an Apple computer and the Windows operating…
“What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?”/“It becomes daytrogen.”
"Nitrogen" has nothing to do with "night," but there are jokes. This riddle was posted on tumblr on December 21, 2012: Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?A: It…
“Why do cows lie when it’s raining?”/“To keep each udder dry.”
A cow riddle is: Q: Why do cows lie down when it's raining? A: To keep each udder dry. "Udder" sounds like "other." The riddle was printed in the book I Know an Old Lady…