“It’s already today?? What’s next? Tomorrow? I’m done”
"It’s already today/tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow? Fuck this" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s already tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow???…
“It’s already today?? What’s next? Tomorrow? Screw this”
"It’s already today/tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow? Fuck this" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s already tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow???…
“How much turd do you put into a turducken?”
A "turducken" is a portmanteau food name after its ingredients -- turkey, duck and chicken. There is no "turd" in "turducken," but there are jokes. Wikipedia:…
“We battled” (Brooklyn Nets saying)
"We battled" is a saying of the New Jersey Nets (later the Brooklyn Nets)., meaning a valiant effort -- but a loss. Nets fans have often used it satirically. Avery Johnson was coach of…
“Dear Santa, Cash”
Not everyone wants presents for Christmas -- many people just need money. "Dear Santa, Cash" (also "Dear Santa, You leave cash" and "Dear Santa, You can leave cash")…
“Dear Santa, You leave cash”
Not everyone wants presents for Christmas -- many people just need money. "Dear Santa, Cash" (also "Dear Santa, You leave cash" and "Dear Santa, You can leave cash")…
“Dear Santa, You can leave cash”
Not everyone wants presents for Christmas -- many people just need money. "Dear Santa, Cash" (also "Dear Santa, You leave cash" and "Dear Santa, You can leave cash")…
“Dear Santa, I want money”
Not everyone wants presents for Christmas -- many people just need money. "Dear Santa, Cash" (also "Dear Santa, You leave cash" and "Dear Santa, You can leave cash")…
“November don’t got afternoons, just been morning & night”
It gets dark early in November. "November don't got afternoons, just been morning & night" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "november dont got afternoons,…
“This is the type of weather where you just stand in the shower half of the time doing nothing because the hot water feels good”
When the weather is cold, a hot shower feels especially good. This was posted on X/Twitter by "A" on November 18, 2025, and it received over 54,000 likes: "This is the type of…
“I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called linkedout”
LinkedIn is an American business and employment-oriented social networking service website. THere is no LinkedOut for unemployed or retired people, but there are jokes. "In these rough…
“LinkedOut. A social network for the unemployed”
LinkedIn is an American business and employment-oriented social networking service website. THere is no LinkedOut for unemployed or retired people, but there are jokes. "In these rough…
Seven Up (card game)
Entry in progresss -- BP Wikipedia: All fours (card game) All fours is a traditional English card game, once popular in pubs and taverns as well as among the gentry, that flourished as a gambling…
Poker (card game)
Entry in progresss -- BP Wikipedia: Poker Poker is a family of comparing card games in which players wager over which hand is best according to that specific game's rules. It is played…
“Blue raspberry as a flavor has a lot of nerve. Blueberry is out here doing the work and raspberry just shows up in blue face”
There is a "blue raspberry" flavor, although a raspberry is red (or black), not blue. Blue was needed to differentiate raspberry from red foods such as cherry, watermelon and strawberry.…
“One of the weirder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it”
There are usually four burners on a stove, but most people have a favorite and use that one more than the others. "Does anyone else have a favourite burner on their stove....." was posted…
“One of the unspoken things about being an adult is having a favorite burner on the stove”
There are usually four burners on a stove, but most people have a favorite and use that one more than the others. "Does anyone else have a favourite burner on their stove....." was posted…
“Being an adult means having a favorite burner on your stove”
There are usually four burners on a stove, but most people have a favorite and use that one more than the others. "Does anyone else have a favourite burner on their stove....." was posted…
“I believe in front right burner supremacy” (stove meme)
There are usually four burners on a stove, but most people have a favorite and use that one more than the others. "Does anyone else have a favourite burner on their stove....." was posted…
“I believe in front left burner supremacy” (stove meme)
There are usually four burners on a stove, but most people have a favorite and use that one more than the others. "Does anyone else have a favourite burner on their stove....." was posted…