“Decaffeinated coffee is just dirty water”
Many people have described coffee as dirty water. "A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water" was…
“Decaf coffee is just dirty water”
Many people have described coffee as dirty water. "A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water" was…
“Coffee is just dirty water with caffeine in it”
Many people have described coffee as dirty water. "A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water" was…
“I said to the waitress, ‘What’s the duck like?’ She said, ‘Like a chicken, but it can swim.’”
Duck is not as popular on menus as chicken. A joke was posted on the newsgroup za.humour on May 15, 1997: "Prince Phillip is in Pretoria on Commonwealth business, and is invited to dine at…
“What is a ghost pirate’s favorite drink?”/“Boo tea.”
"Booty" is sometimes written in jokes as "boo tea." "Arr, Happy Halloween! Any pirates out there? Enjoy some Boo-#tea" was posted on Twitter by Luhse Tea on October…
“Instant coffee is just dirty water”
Many people have described coffee as dirty water. "A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water" was…
“Vaxxism is the new racism”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, but many people refused to take these vaccines. "Vacism" (or "vaccism," "vaxism," "vaxxism") is…
“I never used to warm up my Thanksgiving leftovers, but then I quit cold turkey”
"Cold turkey" (an abrupt cessation of a substance dependence) has nothing to do with Thanksgiving leftovers, but there are jokes. "Show me a man who throws Thanksgiving leftovers in…
“I tried to send Bugs Bunny a file through Google Drive, but he only accepts a Whatsapp doc”
WhatsApp (an instant messaging and voice-over-IP service) has nothing to do with Bugs Bunny and his famous catchphrase "What's up, doc?," but there are jokes. "Cuál es la App…
“Vacism is the new racism”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, but many people refused to take these vaccines. "Vacism" (or "vaccism," "vaxism," "vaxxism") is…
“What do pro-vaxxers and anti-vaxxers have in common?”/“They’ll never be fully vaccinated.”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, and these vaccines required boosters after every few months. A popular comment is that the vaxxed and unvaxxed both have one thing in…
“Why did the snowman pull down his pants?”/“Because he saw the snowblower coming.”
A snowman riddle has been printed on many images. Q: Why did the snowman pull down his pants?A: Because he heard/saw the snowblower coming. "Why did the snowman pull down his pants? He was…
“Vaccism is the new racism”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, but many people refused to take these vaccines. "Vacism" (or "vaccism," "vaxism," "vaxxism") is…
“Why did the snowman pull down his pants?”/“Because he heard a snow blower coming.”
A snowman riddle has been printed on many images. Q: Why did the snowman pull down his pants?A: Because he heard/saw the snowblower coming. "Why did the snowman pull down his pants? He was…
“If anybody wants a list of all famous Bugs Bunny quotes, I can send it to you as a WhatsApp doc”
WhatsApp (an instant messaging and voice-over-IP service) has nothing to do with Bugs Bunny and his famous catchphrase "What's up, doc?," but there are jokes. "Cuál es la App…
“Bugs Bunny won’t accept any files through WeTransfer or Google Drive. Use a WhatsApp doc”
WhatsApp (an instant messaging and voice-over-IP service) has nothing to do with Bugs Bunny and his famous catchphrase "What's up, doc?," but there are jokes. "Cuál es la App…
“Before I got married, I didn’t even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge”
When a man gets married, he often discovers that he is wrong about everything. A joke was posted on Twitter by Josh on June 10, 2015: "Before I got married I didn't even know there was a…
Penguini or Penguine (penguin pasta)
"Linguine" is a pasta. The continent of Antarctica doesn't have a "penguine" or "penguini" pasta made for (or of) penguins -- and there is no such named pasta…
“What’s a killer whale’s favorite pasta?”/“Penguine.”
"Linguine" is a pasta. The continent of Antarctica doesn't have a "penguine" or "penguini" pasta made for (or of) penguins -- and there is no such named pasta…
“How can you tell if a guy singing karaoke is a plumber?”/“By how he uses his fauceto.”
"Falsetto" has nothing to do with a faucet, but there are some jokes. "Plumbers sing in a faucetto" was posted on Twitter by Mike H on May 3, 2011. "2nd #PUN FOR THE DAY:…