“It’s funny how people get so angry in traffic on the way to work…”
"It’s funny how people rage in traffic on the way to work like they’ll be any happier once they get there" was posted on Twitter by Trap on November 8, 2018. "I’m sitting here…
“Three Christmas spirits—scotch, vodka and tequila”
In the story A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by three spirits -- the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to…
“Badminton implies the existence of Goodminton and Alrightminton”
There is a sport called "badminton." There is no sport called "goodminton" or "worseminton," but there are jokes. "Goodminton, badminton, worseminton" was…
“Three Christmas spirits—rum, brandy and whiskey”
In the story A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by three spirits -- the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to…
“Why should you enjoy the music at the entrance of a hotel?”/“Because it’s foyer entertainment.”
"For your entertainment" shouldn't be confused with "foyer entertainment," but there are jokes. "What do you call books in the entranceway to a bookstore? Foyer…
“The only thing in Texas that changes faster than the weather is a woman’s mind”
Texas weather can change a lot -- and this has sometimes has been compared to women. The song "Boogie Mama" (from the 1998 album Lone Wolf) by Jerry Jeff Walker begins, "Just like…
“If you pretend I’m wearing a mask, I’ll pretend yours works”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. Many people didn't like to wear them and believed that the masks were not effective. This was posted on…
“Since everyone started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste”
"Since everyone started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste" is a joke that has been printed on several images. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulting…
“I don’t watch Fox News for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet”
"I don't watch [CNN/Fox News] for the same reason I don't eat out of the toilet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't watch [CNN/Fox…
“I don’t watch CNN for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet”
"I don't watch [CNN/Fox News] for the same reason I don't eat out of the toilet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't watch [CNN/Fox…
“Badminton is still better than worseminton” (“Badminton > Worseminton”)
There is a sport called "badminton." There is no sport called "goodminton" or "worseminton," but there are jokes. "Goodminton, badminton, worseminton" was…
“I don’t watch Fox News for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet”
"I don't watch [CNN/Fox News] for the same reason I don't eat out of the toilet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't watch [CNN/Fox…
“I don’t watch CNN for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet”
"I don't watch [CNN/Fox News] for the same reason I don't eat out of the toilet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't watch [CNN/Fox…
“Alpha, Delta and Omicron walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version with COVID-19 (coronavirus) variants is: "Alpha, Delta, and Omicron walk…
“I am exempt from government bullshit”
"I am exempt from government bullshit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, when many people were forced…
“What vaccine did Doctor Strange take?”/“Astral-Zeneca.”
AstraZeneca plc (British-Swedish multinational pharmaceutical and biotechnology company) made vaccines during the COIVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. The company's name is sometimes joked as…
“I am exempt from continual government bullshit”
"I am exempt from government bullshit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, when many people were forced…
“I’m so good Santa came twice”
"I'm so good Santa came twice" is a jocular Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is perhaps NSFW. “@NilamL: last year i was so good, santa came…
“What vaccine do hippies get?”/“Astral Zeneca.”
AstraZeneca plc (British-Swedish multinational pharmaceutical and biotechnology company) made vaccines during the COIVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. The company's name is sometimes joked as…
“What vaccine do occultists use?”/“AstralZeneca.”
AstraZeneca plc (British-Swedish multinational pharmaceutical and biotechnology company) made vaccines during the COIVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. The company's name is sometimes joked as…