“Chicken is the default meat”
Chicken is a very popular meat. Many meats are said to "taste like chicken." "Chicken as America's 'default meat'" was posted on Twitter by Molly Ditmore on…
“Taking things away from people until they say yes is not a choice”
"Taking things away from people until they say yes is not a choice" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying usually refers to government persuasion to get people to…
“Boob job implies the existence of boob unemployment”
A "boob job" means work done on a breast (boob). It is not an actual job, but there are jokes. "If boobjobs were actually jobs, I'd file for boobunemployment& the gov't…
Gourdgeous (gourd + gorgeous)
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- CleanjokesPosted by u/chacham2 January 7, 2022What do you call a beautiful pumpkin?GOURDgeous.
“If you don’t have a boob job, you should be able to collect boob unemployment”
A "boob job" means work done on a breast (boob). It is not an actual job, but there are jokes. "If boobjobs were actually jobs, I'd file for boobunemployment& the gov't…
“Titjobs imply the existence of titunemployment”
A "boob job" means work done on a breast (boob). It is not an actual job, but there are jokes. "If boobjobs were actually jobs, I'd file for boobunemployment& the gov't…
“If you want to take my freedom, make sure you’re as passionate about taking it…”
"If you want to take my freedom, make (damn) sure you’re as passionate about taking it as I am about keeping it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you want to…
“Tater tots imply the existence of tater adults”
Do tater tots imply the existence of a larger tater family? "im thinking... if theres tater tots, what happened to the tater parents?" was posted on Twitter by Macho Ben Dandy Sandwich on…
“A&W stands for Amburgers and Woot Beer”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: A&W RestaurantsA&W Restaurants is an American chain of fast-food restaurants distinguished by its burgers, draft root beer and root beer floats. Its…
“Tater tots imply the existence of tater parents”
Do tater tots imply the existence of a larger tater family? "im thinking... if theres tater tots, what happened to the tater parents?" was posted on Twitter by Macho Ben Dandy Sandwich on…
“Curly fries imply the existence of Moe and Larry fries”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: The Three StoogesThe Three Stooges were an American vaudeville and comedy team active from 1922 until 1970, best remembered for their 190 short subject films by…
“Can someone please explain the scientific logic of wearing a mask on a Zoom call?”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many people to stay at home and go to work/school remotely -- often by using Zoom. Many people wore face masks on Zoom calls, even though they were not…
“Imagine a war in which the majority of one side didn’t know they were at war…”
"Imagine a war in which the majority of one side didn’t know they were at war, ridiculed those that did, and were blindly obedient to their enemy" (or "Imagine a war, in which the…
“You become dangerous to the enemy when you are fully awake to God”
"You become dangerous to the enemy when you are fully awake to God" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In the book Lioness Arising: Wake Up and Change Your World (2010),…
“If bacon doesn’t solve the problem, then more bacon must be added”
"If bacon doesn't solve the problem, then more bacon must be added" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. "If bacon does not solve the problem. Then more bacon…
“The two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job”
"The two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "the two worst feelings in the world are not having a…
“Conspiracy theorist: A term to discredit those who have seen through the bullshit”
"Conspiracy theorist: A term to discredit those who have seen through the bullshit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "Conspiracy Theorist: A…
“Jerk Chicken: Shut the fuck up. Chicken Tender: *just starts crying*”
A conversation between "jerk chicken" (a chicken that's a jerk) and "chicken tender" (a chicken with tender feelings) probably would not go well. This was posted on Twitter…
“My biggest fear is a serial killer brewing a fresh pot of coffee while I’m trying to play dead”
"My biggest fear is a serial killer brewing a fresh pot of coffee while I'm trying to play dead" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on…
“Never trust your life with people you can’t trust with your wallet”
"Never trust your life with people you can't trust with your wallet" and "Never entrust your life to those whom you can't trust with your wallet" are sayings that have…