“Somebody asked if I have time to spell Wonton backwards? I said, ‘not now’”
"Wonton" spelled backwards is "notnow" ('not now"). This is sometimes made into a joke that women -- especially Jewish women -- like to avoid having sex. "Here is…
COTUS (Cat Of The United States)
"COTUS" (Cat Of The United States) is a nickname acronym for a cat of the president of the United States. "First cat" is also sometimes used. "Cats in the White House:…
DOTUS (Dog Of The United States)
"DOTUS" (Dog Of The United States) is a nickname acronym for a dog of the president of the United States. "First dog" is also sometimes used. "Because Clinton's…
“Why do Jewish women love Chinese food?”/“Because ‘wonton’ spelled backwards is ‘not now.’”
"Wonton" spelled backwards is "notnow" ('not now"). This is sometimes made into a joke that women -- especially Jewish women -- like to avoid having sex. "Here is…
“Why did the stoner cross the road?”/“To avoid the pot hole.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions that involve a stoner. "Q. Why did…
“Why did the stoner cross the road?”/“The grass was greener on the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions that involve a stoner. "Q. Why did…
“Why did the stoner cross the road?”/“Because his dealer lived on the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions that involve a stoner. "Q. Why did…
“Why did the stoner cross the road?”/“Who else would follow a chicken?”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions that involve a stoner. "Q. Why did…
“What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?”/“Amy.”
A darts riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on January 29, 2022: Q: What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?A: Amy. Amy has good "aim." Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by…
“What do you use to clean a pig?”/“Ham sanitizer.”
A pig riddle is: Q: What do you use to clean a pig?A: Ham sanitizer. "Ham sanitizer" sounds a bit like "hand sanitizer." "How do you clean a pig? Ham sanitizer" was…
“Why did the stoner cross the road?”/“Because it was the HIGHway.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions that involve a stoner. "Q. Why did…
“Post office implies the existence of pre office”
There is a "post office," but no "pre office." "they don't call it the 'pre office' or the 'now office'...they call it the post office..." was…
“You’re all wrong. The earth isn’t round or flat. It’s fucked”
"You're all wrong. The earth isn't flat or round. It's fucked" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "The Earth isn't round…
“Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing”
"Addressing" can sound like "a dressing" and, of course, there are salad dressing jokes. "Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing" was posted on Twitter by Jake…
“My salads tend to be a bit on the dry side. It’s definitely something that needs addressing”
"Addressing" can sound like "a dressing" and, of course, there are salad dressing jokes. "Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing" was posted on Twitter by Jake…
“You’re all wrong. The earth isn’t flat or round. It’s fucked”
"You're all wrong. The earth isn't flat or round. It's fucked" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "The Earth isn't round…
“Chamomile implies the existence of chamokilometer”
Chamomile tea has nothing to do with miles, but some people joke that the non-U.S. version is Chamokilometer tea. "Cold night, English tea house. Ordered a chamomile, they brought me a…
“What do they call Chamomile tea in Europe?”/“Chamokilometer.”
Chamomile tea has nothing to do with miles, but some people joke that the non-U.S. version is Chamokilometer tea. "Cold night, English tea house. Ordered a chamomile, they brought me a…
“You can’t vote yourself free”
"You can't spend yourself rich and you can't vote yourself free" is a saying popularized by Ukrainian-American author, podcaster, columnist, anarchist and media personality…
“You can’t spend yourself rich”
"You can't spend yourself rich and you can't vote yourself free" is a saying popularized by Ukrainian-American author, podcaster, columnist, anarchist and media personality…