“The path to inner peace begins with 3 words: not my problem”
"The path of/to inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem" (or "The path to inner peace begins with three words" not my problem") is a saying that has been…
“Coffee—the vodka of morning”
"Coffee -- the vodka of morning" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Espresso is the vodka of the morning...cheers yall" was posted on Twitter by pat on…
“I’ve started drinking my coffee out of a clear mug, so people know where my tolerance level is at”
"I've started drinking my coffee out of a clear mug, so people know where my tolerance level is at" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The implication is that…
“I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people know where my tolerance level is at”
"I've started drinking my coffee out of a clear mug, so people know where my tolerance level is at" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The implication is that…
“The path of inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem”
"The path of/to inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem" (or "The path to inner peace begins with three words" not my problem") is a saying that has been…
“And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly rich”
"And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly rich" is a saying that hss been printed on many images. "And so another week ends without me becoming unexpectedly…
“Big government is trickle-down economics”
"Big government is trickle-down economics" is a largely satirical saying and an indictment of big government. It means that big government gets the tax money, and little is "trickled…
“Censorship is the hallmark of neoliberalism”
Many people have pointed out that neoliberals advocate censorship. "'PC' censorship is a symptom of neoliberalism, not progressivism itself" was posted on Twitter by…
“Easter Egg Hunts: proof your child can find things when they really want to”
"Easter egg hunts prove that your child can find things when they want to" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Easter Egg Hunts: proof your child can…
“Easter egg hunts are proof that kids can find things when they really want to”
"Easter egg hunts prove that your child can find things when they want to" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Easter Egg Hunts: proof your child can…
“Easter egg hunts are proof that your children can find things when they really want to”
"Easter egg hunts prove that your child can find things when they want to" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Easter Egg Hunts: proof your child can…
“Why did the polygamist cross the road?”/“To get to the other bride.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A bigamist/polygamist version is: Q: Why did the bigamist/polygamist…
“Censorship is the life blood of neoliberalism”
Many people have pointed out that neoliberals advocate censorship. "'PC' censorship is a symptom of neoliberalism, not progressivism itself" was posted on Twitter by…
“Why did the bigamist cross the road?”/“To get to the other bride.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A bigamist/polygamist version is: Q: Why did the bigamist/polygamist…
“April showers bring May mud puddles”
"April showers bring May flowers" is a proverb from at least the 1500s. "April showers bring (May) mud (puddles)" is a variation that has been printed on several images.…
“Why is it gayer there? Lindsay’s the mayor there, Fun city, fun city, the one city for fun”
John Lindsay (1921-2000) was the mayor of New York City from January 1966 to December 1973. During the first week, after he flew over the city and observed the transit strike, Lindsay said, "I…
“Good morning, I’ll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspresso”
"Good morning, I'll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspress" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Fuckoffee" (fuck off + coffee) is a…
Fuckoffee (fuck off + coffee)
"Good morning, I'll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspress" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Fuckoffee" (fuck off + coffee) is a…
Stresspresso (stress + espresso)
"Good morning, I'll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspress" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Fuckoffee" (fuck off + coffee) is a…
“Fuckoffee—Slang used to to tell someone to go away, be quiet, or don’t ask me questions…”
"Good morning, I'll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspress" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Fuckoffee" (fuck off + coffee) is a…