“Pallbearers are technically dead lifters”
"Deadlifting" does not involve lifting a dead person, but there are jokes. "Pallbearers really do deadlift" was posted on Twitter by @MadTitan666 on August 24, 2013.…
“Batman doesn’t cover his whole face because he needs the police to know he’s white”
The American comic book superhero "Batman" has a costume that only covers half his face. This was posted on Twitter by Randall Otis on APril 8, 2020: "The reason Batman doesn’t…
“Politics is simply theatre for the slave class”
"Politics is simply theatre for the slave class" (shown on an image) was posted on iFunny on November 9, 2021. This image was also posted on Twitter by conspiracybot on June 23, 2022.…
Procaffeination (Procaffeinate; Procaffeinating)
"Procaffeination"/"Procaffination" (proscrastination + caffeine) is often defined as doing nothing until one has had one's cup of coffee (full of caffeine).…
“Pallbearers are the ultimate dead-lifters”
"Deadlifting" does not involve lifting a dead person, but there are jokes. "Pallbearers really do deadlift" was posted on Twitter by @MadTitan666 on August 24, 2013.…
“Why was the tomato blushing?”/“Because he saw the salad dressing.”
Q: Why did the lobster blush? A: Because he saw the salad dressing! "Lobster blush" jokes date to at least 1876; "the lobster blushed because he saw the salad dressing" jokes…
“Why did the tomato turn red?”/“Because it saw the salad dressing.”
Q: Why did the lobster blush? A: Because he saw the salad dressing! "Lobster blush" jokes date to at least 1876; "the lobster blushed because he saw the salad dressing" jokes…
“Why did the tomato blush?”/“Because it saw the salad dressing.”
Q: Why did the lobster blush? A: Because he saw the salad dressing! "Lobster blush" jokes date to at least 1876; "the lobster blushed because he saw the salad dressing" jokes…
“What does gum and gun have in common?”/“Pull it out in class and everyone wants to be your friend”
"The similarity between a pack of gum and a gun is that people want to be your friend when you pull it out" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February 8, 2020. "What do gum…
“I trust the government to lie about everything”
"I trust the government to lie about everything" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I trust the government (to lie about everything)" was posted on Twitter by…
“I’m glad it’s not snowing. I would hate to shovel snow in this heat”
A popular heat joke is of unknown authorship. "I hope it doesn't snow today...I mean, wouldn't you hate to shovel snow in this heat?" was posted on Twitter by Travis Moody on…
“Corks are for quitters”
"Corks are for quitters" (such as when someone corks a wine bottle that is not finished) is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Corks are for quitters"…
“Pastranomy: the study of meats cured by moonlight”
"Pastranomi"/"Pastranomy"/"Pastronomi"/"Pastronomy"(pastrami + astronomy) is a jocular portmanteau term that has appeared in some jokes. "Pastronomi -…
Pastranomy (pastrami + astronomy)
"Pastranomi"/"Pastranomy"/"Pastronomi"/"Pastronomy"(pastrami + astronomy) is a jocular portmanteau term that has appeared in some jokes. "Pastronomi -…
Pastranomi (pastrami + astronomy)
"Pastranomi"/"Pastranomy"/"Pastronomi"/"Pastronomy"(pastrami + astronomy) is a jocular portmanteau term that has appeared in some jokes. "Pastronomi -…
“Wine corks are for quitters”
"Corks are for quitters" (such as when someone corks a wine bottle that is not finished) is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Corks are for quitters"…
“Who, What, When, Where…Wine!”
"Who, What, When, Where...Wine!" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "The most memorable meals always have more than great food. There's also the…
Pastronomi (pastrami + astronomy)
"Pastranomi"/"Pastranomy"/"Pastronomi"/"Pastronomy"(pastrami + astronomy) is a jocular portmanteau term that has appeared in some jokes. "Pastronomi -…
“Decaf is broken coffee”
"Decaf? You mean broken coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like decaf coffee. "RT @FlamingFapper DECAF is broken coffee" was…
“Decaf? You mean broken coffee”
"Decaf? You mean broken coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like decaf coffee. "RT @FlamingFapper DECAF is broken coffee" was…