“Hear about the narcoleptic Chinese cook? He was always sleep wokking”
"Wok" can sound like "walk." Some people experience sleepwalking, and "sleep-wokking" has become a joke. "While we’re talking about sleep.. I woke up this…
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"Wok" can sound like "walk." Some people experience sleepwalking, and "sleep-wokking" has become a joke. "While we’re talking about sleep.. I woke up this…
"Wok" can sound like "walk." Some people experience sleepwalking, and "sleep-wokking" has become a joke. "While we’re talking about sleep.. I woke up this…
"Error 404: Democracy not found" is a mock computer and anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popularly used in protests all around the world.…
Many people refer to "gun-free zones" as "easy victim zones." A criminal with a gun doesn't obey the law, but innocent, law-abiding people do. They are "easy…
"Wok" can sound like "walk." Some people experience sleepwalking, and "sleep-wokking" has become a joke. "While we’re talking about sleep.. I woke up this…
"Celebrate Holy Week by flogging a banker. It's what Jesus would have done" and "Celebrate Holy Week. Flog a banker" are sayings that have been printed on many images.…
"Celebrate Holy Week by flogging a banker. It's what Jesus would have done" and "Celebrate Holy Week. Flog a banker" are sayings that have been printed on many images.…
"Make Media Honest Again" is a slogan, similar to "Make America Great Again" (MAGA). "Make media honest again" was posted on Twitter by MAGA on May 17, 2016.…
Thousand Island dressing is a salad dressing that represents...a miracle of democracy? This was posted on Twitter by WILL 🅾️ on January 19, 2020: "I think one of the most amazing displays…
"Raise chickens, not taxes" is an anti-tax saying that has been printed on many images. "Raise chickens not taxes" was posted on Twitter by Mollie on March 20, 2010.…
"Alexa. delete my belly" is a jocular command to the Amazon Alexa virtual assistant that has been printed on many images. Unfortunately, losing a fat belly is not so simple as this.…
"Drop taxes, not bombs" is an anti-tax saying that has been printed on many images. "'Drop taxes, not bombs!' a phalanx of Libertarians shouted behind them" was…
"Drop acid, not bombs" is an anti-war saying that has been printed on many images. "Drop Acid Not Bombs" was printed in the Fresno (CA) Bee on July 16, 1967. "Drop acid,…
"Alexa. delete my belly" is a jocular command to the Amazon Alexa virtual assistant that has been printed on many images. Unfortunately, losing a fat belly is not so simple as this.…
"Alexa. delete my belly" is a jocular command to the Amazon Alexa virtual assistant that has been printed on many images. Unfortunately, losing a fat belly is not so simple as this.…
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) has a last name that shouldn't be confused with "bony part," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by WSⱯꓛꓤⱯS ꓨNIꓥIꓶ on August…
"In my family we don't hide crazy -- we have a bbq, give it a beer and wait for the show to start" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "IN MY FAMILY WE DON'T…
"I guess that people who run marathons for fun haven’t heard about sex and booze" and "I bet people who run marathons for fun haven't heard about sex and alcohol" are…
"I guess that people who run marathons for fun haven’t heard about sex and booze" and "I bet people who run marathons for fun haven't heard about sex and alcohol" are…
"In my family we don't hide crazy -- we have a bbq, give it a beer and wait for the show to start" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "IN MY FAMILY WE DON'T…