“Stop calling them ‘the elites.’ Call them by what they really are: ‘the parasites’”
"It's about time we stop calling them 'The Elites', and start referring to them as what they actually are, 'The Parasites'" is a saying that has been printed on…
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“A woman voting Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“A black man voting Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“A young person voting for a Democrat is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“A young person voting for a Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“A taxpayer voting Democrat is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“The start of the Girl Scout cookie season marks the end of the New Year’s resolution season”
New Year's resolutions are made on January 1st. Many resolutions are to lose weight in the new year. Girl Scout cookies are usually sold between January and April. "The start of the Girl…
“Welcome to the Shouting Club hotline. We’re currently experiencing very high call volumes”
Telephone help lines often experience "high call volumes." A joke was posted on Twitter by Richard Davidson on October 26, 2015 and The Standup's Daily Gag Feed on October 28, 2015:…
Hug’s Men (New York Yankees nickname)
Baseball manager Miller Huggins (1878-1929) managed the St. Louis Cardinals (1913-1917) and the New York Yankees (1918-1929). Both teams were sometimes nicknamed "Hug's Men" or…
Huggins’ Sluggers (New York Yankees nickname)
Baseball manager Miller Huggins (1878-1929) managed the St. Louis Cardinals (1913-1917) and the New York Yankees (1918-1929). Both teams were sometimes nicknamed "Huggins'(s)…
Hugmen (New York Yankees nickname)
Baseball manager Miller Huggins (1878-1929) managed the St. Louis Cardinals (1913-1917) and the New York Yankees (1918-1929). Both teams were sometimes nicknamed "Hug's Men" or…
“Never go to a wedding in the winter. Someone always gets cold feet”
To “get cold feet” means to be nervous or anxious about an upcoming event. People often get cold feet at weddings. "Never go to a wedding in the winter. Someone always gets cold feet"…
“Black coffee every morning. Dark whiskey every evening”
"Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening" (or "Coffee in the morning and whiskey at night") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee in the…
“Black coffee in the morning. Dark whiskey in the evening”
"Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening" (or "Coffee in the morning and whiskey at night") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee in the…
“Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening”
"Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening" (or "Coffee in the morning and whiskey at night") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee in the…
“Coffee in the morning and whiskey at night”
"Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening" (or "Coffee in the morning and whiskey at night") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee in the…
Ruppert’s Rifles (New York Yankees nickname)
American brewer, businessman, National Guard colonel and politician Jacob Ruppert Jr. (1867-1939) owned the New York Yankees baseball team from 1915 until his death in 1939. the Yankees were…
“Home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat”
"Home is where the cat hair is" and "Home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat" are jocular cat sayings that have been printed on many images. "A home is…
Ruppert’s Riflemen (New York Yankees nickname)
American brewer, businessman, National Guard colonel and politician Jacob Ruppert Jr. (1867-1939) owned the New York Yankees baseball team from 1915 until his death in 1939. the Yankees were…
“Home is where the cat hair is”
"Home is where the cat hair is" and "Home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat" are jocular cat sayings that have been printed on many images. "A home is…