“What pronouns should you use for a chocolate bar?”/“Her/she.”
A joke/riddle about Hershey's chocolate is: Q: What pronouns should you use for a chocolate bar?A: Her/she. "What gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars? HER /…
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“What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?”/“Little Caesars.”
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza?"/"With Little Caesars (scissors)" is a pun about the Little Caesars pizza chain that has been printed on many images. "How do Mexicans cut…
“I can’t tell if I like this blender. It keeps giving me mixed results”
A blender joke is: "I can't tell if I like this blender. It keeps giving me mixed results." The joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on December 23, 2016. TwitterCJ…
“Continental breakfasts should be served on tectonic plates”
A "continental breakfast" isn't the size of an actual continent, but there's a joke: "Continental breakfasts should be served on tectonic plates." "I've…
“He who dies with the most toys, still dies”
"He who dies with the most toys wins" is a T-shirt saying from at least 1980. "He who dies with the most toys, still dies" is a jocular variation that has been printed on many…
“What’s the worst name for a history lesson?”/“A crash course on 9/11.”
Jokes about the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on New York City's World Trade Center are numerous, although not politically correct. One such politically incorrect joke is: Q:…
“I’m in a band called Dyslexia. We’ve just released our greatest shit album”
Bands often release "greatest hits" albums. A joke is: "I'm in a band called Dyslexia. We've just released our greatest shit album." The joke was posted on Twitter on…
“What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?”/“Little Caesars.”
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza?"/"With Little Caesars (scissors)" is a pun about the Little Caesars pizza chain that has been printed on many images. "How do Mexicans cut…
“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet”
American comedienne and actress Whitney Cummings posted on Twitter on February 5, 2012: "Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they…
“I want to live with the NY Jets. They don’t beat anybody”
A classic sports joke about a losing team (insert any team's name) has a judge deciding custody in a divorce proceeding. The child says that both his father and his mother beat him.…
“I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym. Now my entire workout is a waste of time”
“I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym. Now this entire workout was a waste of time!” is a joke about many people's Facebook obsession that has been printed on many…
“There are so many scams on the Internet. Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them”
"There are so many scams on the Internet now-a-days. Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "There’s no…
“Bae = bacon and eggs”
"Bae" is short for "babe" or "baby." "Bae = bacon and eggs" is a joke definition (a back acronym or "backronym") that has been printed on many…
“I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym. Now my entire workout is a waste of time”
“I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym. Now this entire workout was a waste of time!” is a joke about many people's Facebook obsession that has been printed on many…
“You know those orange cones they put on the highway? I just beat my high score”
"You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down. I just beat my high score" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The "traffic cone" joke…
“Tornado warning in central Texas! Everyone head to Cowboys Stadium. No chance of a touchdown there”
A joke about the Dallas Cowboys football team is: "Tornado warning in central Texas! Everyone head to the Cowboys stadium...no chance of a touchdown there." The joke was posted on Twitter…
“Weight should be like virginity. Once you lose it, you can’t get it back”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter ✨αli ✨@CaramelBelle_Haha this -> RT @EmanNafisa_x3: Weight should be like your virginity: once you lose it, you don't get it back. (; #amen…
“Can you turn on the oven?”/“The oven simply does not find me sexually attractive.”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterAta Dirilgen@Ata_DirilgenText from my mom: Can you turn on the oven?My answer: I've done everything I can, the oven just doesnt find me sexually…
“Of course size matters. No one likes a small pizza”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twittersalt&light@kdubbdawgSize matters...Cause I don't want a small pizza I want a large one.7:51 PM - 18 Feb 2012 TwitterSparky@crunchenhancedSize…
“Reasons to get out of bed: food”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterPeter Nehem@Peter_Nehem@ibod8x5 Food is always a good reason to get out of bed .3:17 PM - 25 Dec 2008 TwitterRegina@elletriceVanilla and amaretto. Food is the…