“Nobody ever has a bottom locker in high school movies”
"Why is it that movies/shows that are set in high school with lockers, none of the characters have the bottom locker? #himymglassshatter" is an observation that was posted on Twitter by…
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“Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body”
"Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body" (or "Cremation: my last chance to have a smokin' hot body" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images…
“The person who invented AutoCorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An AutoCorrect version was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 6, 2019: "The person…
Saratoga: Saratoga Trunk
(Oxford English Dictionary)Saratoga, n.In full Saratoga trunk: a large kind of trunk much used by ladies.1858 N.Y. Tribune 26 July 3/1 The Saratoga Trunk is an article that has been a theme of…
“I’m just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today”
"I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power(s) for good or evil today" (or "I'm just waiting to see if my coffee uses its powers for good or evil…
“I’m just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power for good or evil today”
"I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power(s) for good or evil today" (or "I'm just waiting to see if my coffee uses its powers for good or evil…
“I’m just waiting to see if my coffee uses its powers for good or evil today”
"I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power(s) for good or evil today" (or "I'm just waiting to see if my coffee uses its powers for good or evil…
“I’m just waiting to see if my coffee uses its power for good or evil today”
"I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power(s) for good or evil today" (or "I'm just waiting to see if my coffee uses its powers for good or evil…
“We don’t stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing”
"We don't stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American psychologist and educator G. Stanley Hall…
“I’m just one step away from being filthy rich. All I need now is money”
"I’m just one step away from being filthy rich. All I need now is money" is a money saying that has been printed on many images. "I’m just one step away from being filthy Rich..…
“In this kitchen we dance”
"In this kitchen we dance" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In this kitchen, we dance!" was posted on Twitter by lØrd c∆m s∆v∆ge on May 19, 2014.…
“What do you call a juice with no ice?”/“Ju.”
Two riddles on the word "juice" are: Q: What do you call a juice with no ice?A: Ju. Q: What do you call a juice without ice?A: Ju. "I miss ju! like juice without the ice so it's…
“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol”
"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. Science" is a jocular alcohol saying that has been printed on many images. The line was…
“I never finish anyth”
"I never finish anyth" -- the word "anything" is unfinished -- is a jocular alcohol saying that has been printed on many images. "I never finish anyth” as been cited in…
“What do you call a juice without ice?”/“Ju.”
Two riddles on the word "juice" are: Q: What do you call a juice with no ice?A: Ju. Q: What do you call a juice without ice?A: Ju. "I miss ju! like juice without the ice so it's…
“It was the best of shires, it was the Worcestershire’s”
"It was the best of shires, it was the Worcestershire’s" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The pun is on the famous opening line of the historical novel by Charles…
“It was the best of shires, it was the worst of shires” (Worcestershire’s)
"It was the best of shires, it was the Worcestershire’s" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The pun is on the famous opening line of the historical novel by Charles…
“Imitation crab meat is the hot dog of the sea”
Imitation crab meat (such as surimi) has been called the "hot dog of the sea" -- it may taste good, but what's really in it? "Her product was imitation crab meat -- a veritable…
“Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?”
"Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?" is a question that has been printed on several images. The saying is from the book I…
“Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege”
"Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Origin is uncertain. "For while I think a man has a right to be…