“What number is a sport?”/“Ten is.”
A tennis riddle is: Q: What number is a sport?A: Ten is. The riddle was printed in many newspapers in 1958. Newspapers.com12 December 1958, Daily Intelligencer Journal (Lancaster, PA), "Fun…
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“Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous…” (joke)
A plastic surgery joke is about "new faces." "S/O to all the new members on Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. Wow! I see a lot of new faces in the room" was posted on Twitter…
“If I put a guitar pick in my pocket, does that make it a pickpocket?”
Many people put a guitar pick in their pocket, especially the small pocket in their jeans that was originally meant for a watch. "RETWEET if you use this pocket solely for guitar picks!…
“Tonic water tastes like if 7 Up had depression”
Not everyone likes tonic water. "Tonic water tastes like if 7up had depression" was posted on Twitter by 🐒 callum 🐒 on November 15, 2018. Wikipedia: Tonic water Tonic water (or…
“A coffee maker implies the existence of a coffee destroyer”
People are familiar with a coffee maker, but does it have an opposite? This was posted on Twitter by Michael 🌶 on September 20, 2018: "A coffee maker implies the existence of a coffee…
“Pickpocket: that little pocket inside the right pocket on jeans that you put guitar picks in”
Many people put a guitar pick in their pocket, especially the small pocket in their jeans that was originally meant for a watch. "RETWEET if you use this pocket solely for guitar picks!…
“Dear Twitter: Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don’t like them”
"Dear Facebook! Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don't like them" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images. "I WISH…
“Dear Facebook! Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don’t like them”
"Dear Facebook! Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don't like them" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images. "I WISH…
“All parents want is for our kids to go to bed so we can eat the hidden snacks”
"All parents want is for our kids to go to bed so we can watch a show with bad words in it and eat the hidden snacks" is a jocular parenting saying that was posted on Twitter by Simon…
“All I want is my kids to go to sleep so I can watch shows with bad words and eat hidden snacks”
"All parents want is for our kids to go to bed so we can watch a show with bad words in it and eat the hidden snacks" is a jocular parenting saying that was posted on Twitter by Simon…
“Dear social media: Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don’t like them”
"Dear Facebook! Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don't like them" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images. "I WISH…
Hasafashafsas
"Do y’all blow y’all food when it’s too hot or do y’all just hasafashafsas till you can chew it ??" was posted on Twitter by Joshua Scott™ (and others) on January 5, 2019.…
“The dick vein on a Snickers really makes it”
The top of a Snickers chocolate bar has waves of chocolate that appear to many people to resemble veins. "I luv snickers. Big chocolate stick in my mouth. They have veins just like a...I’ll…
“You deserve whatever happens to you on a pogo stick”
Many people believe that a pogo stick is dangerous. "You deserve whatever happens to you on a pogo stick" was posted on Twitter by Jonathan Cerda-Rowell on August 10, 2015. "You…
“Do y’all blow y’all food when it’s too hot or do y’all just hasafashafsas till you can chew it?”
"Do y’all blow y’all food when it’s too hot or do y’all just hasafashafsas till you can chew it ??" was posted on Twitter by Joshua Scott™ (and others) on January 5, 2019.…
“The past tense of ‘fit” is ‘fat’”
The past tense of "fit" is not "fat," but there are jokes. Often "sit" and "sat" are compared. "And is 'fat' the past tense of…
“Lessons in life will be repeated until they are learned”
"Lessons in life will be repeated until they are learned" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Lessons in life will be repeated until they are learned.…
“What date is also a command?”/“March fourth.”
A March 4th ("March fourth"/"march forth") riddle is: Q: What date is also a command?A: March 4th. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1993. Google BooksGotcha!…
“A tablespoon is to eat tables with”
Why is it called a tablespoon? "A tablespoon is to eat a table with" was printed in the book A Hole Is to Dig: A First Book of First Definitions (1952) by Ruth Krauss. "Why is it…
“Rocky Mountain oysters are the original sack lunch”
"Rocky Mountain oysters are the original sack lunch" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Rocky Mountain "oysters" (also called "calf fries") are…