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"Complementary naan" (free bread given out at an Indian restaurant) shouldn't be confused with "complimentary nan," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by Ira…
"How do you get into college?" usually refers to being accepted at a college, but there are jokes. "'My son got into DeVry' 'what'd he have to do? Open the…
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
Governments often try to outlaw guns, but they also try to outlaw body armor as well. "The only reason the government would outlaw body armor is to make it easier for them to kill you. Change…
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
"The ugliness of ignorant ideas is BEAUTIFUL compared to the horror of everyone's mouth sewn shut" is an anti-censorship saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was…
Do rice cards taste unpleasant, like eating cardboard or styrofoam? "Yo! Plain rice cakes are edible styrofoam! Yuck!" was posted on Twitter by Ja Rule’s resume on August 10, 2010.…
Many people have compared beef jerky to leather. "beef jerky is leather soaked in salty beef soup for a hundred years" was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.poems on April 19, 1994.…
"People who walk fast are beyond me" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by alankemp (and others) on February 18, 2017. "People who walk fast are beyond me" was posted on…
The 2021 storming of the United States Capitol resulted in new metal detectors in Congress. Many members of Congress objected to the inconvenience. "We don't need metal detectors in…
"Tonight I'm having Himalayan Rabbit stew for supper because I found Himalayan in the road on the way home last night..... yum...." was posted on Twitter by Koolgrandpa on September…
The following poem was posted on Facebook by Kat Murti on February 14, 2019: "Roses are red. 🌹Violets are blue.🌸I own me. ✌🏼You own you. 💛Happy Valentine’s Day! 💋" An…
"Wars should be financed through GoFundMe and fought by those cheering for it. Change my mind" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Asbjørn Ulsberg on January 10, 2020. The…
"Yee-Haul" (yeehaw + U-Haul) is sometimes given for a cowboy/Southern/Texas version of U-Haul. "When you're moving to Texas, it's not a U-Haul, it's a Yee-Haul"…
"You could save more innocent lives by taking pens away from politicians than by taking guns away from law abiding citizens" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images.…
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
"Yee-Haul" (yeehaw + U-Haul) is sometimes given for a cowboy/Southern/Texas version of U-Haul. "When you're moving to Texas, it's not a U-Haul, it's a Yee-Haul"…
"You can't spell automaton without tomato, thereby proving the tomato is evil" was posted on Twitter by Kerrie Sakura on September 7, 2010. "You can't spell…
"I think, therefore I don't have much in common with a lot of people" -- a variation of "I think, therefore I am" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…