“Liquor stores should have rewards programs”
Many people wish that liquor stores had rewards programs, like many other retail stores. Some liquor stores do have such programs. "I wish this liquor store by my apt had a rewards program.…
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“I come from mixed race parents. My dad was a hurdler and my mom a sprinter”
"Mixed race parents” usually does not involve running, but there are jokes. "My mate's mam is a hurdler, but his dad is a sprinter. Will they be deported for being a mixed race…
“Dance like no one is watching, but text, post and email like it will be read in court one day”
The song "Come from the Heart" (1987) by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh contains the lyrics: "Sing like no one is listening.Love like you’ve never been hurt.Dance like nobody’s…
“Save The Date. And any other endangered fruit”
"'Save the date!' It turns out that this admonition is not, as might reasonably be supposed, a charity solicitation on behalf of an endangered fruit" was printed in the Chicago…
“What do you call a spice with some experience?”/“Seasoned salt.”
"Seasoned salt" is a blend of salt, herbs and spices. "Seasoned salt is salt with some experience" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Dan Regan on April 9, 2014.…
“Baklava is just dessert lasagna”
Baklava, cake and tiramisu (layered desserts) have been called "dessert lasagna" or "dessert lasagne." Lasagna ("lasagne" is plural) is a layered pasta dish.…
“Tiramisu is just dessert lasagna”
Baklava, cake and tiramisu (layered desserts) have been called "dessert lasagna" or "dessert lasagne." Lasagna ("lasagne" is plural) is a layered pasta dish.…
“I just received a ‘Save the Date’ card. I didn’t even know they were an endangered fruit”
"'Save the date!' It turns out that this admonition is not, as might reasonably be supposed, a charity solicitation on behalf of an endangered fruit" was printed in the Chicago…
“Getting offended by something on the internet is like choosing to step in dog crap”
"Getting offended by something posted on the internet is like choosing to step in dog crap/poop/shit instead of walking around it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That…
“Cake is just dessert lasagna”
Baklava, cake and tiramisu (layered desserts) have been called "dessert lasagna" or "dessert lasagne." Lasagna ("lasagne" is plural) is a layered pasta dish.…
“Getting offended by something on the internet is like choosing to step in dog poop”
"Getting offended by something posted on the internet is like choosing to step in dog crap/poop/shit instead of walking around it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That…
“Getting offended by something on the internet is like choosing to step in dog shit”
"Getting offended by something posted on the internet is like choosing to step in dog crap/poop/shit instead of walking around it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That…
“Nutri-Grain bars are just longer Fig Newtons”
Nutri-Grain bars have been compared to Fig Newton biscuits. "Nutri-Grain bars are just longer Fig Newtons" was posted on Twitter by steinmoney on January 18, 2010. "Nutri-Grain bars…
“Ranch is just boneless blue cheese”
Ranch dressing has been compared to bleu/blue cheese dressing. "Ranch just boneless Bleu Cheese" was posted on Twitter by "Can you serve this royalty?" on July 13, 2017.…
“Ranch is just boneless bleu cheese”
Ranch dressing has been compared to bleu/blue cheese dressing. "Ranch just boneless Bleu Cheese" was posted on Twitter by "Can you serve this royalty?" on July 13, 2017.…
Japanese Horseradish (wasabi)
Horseradish is often compared to wasabi. Wasabi was called "Japanese horseradish" in 1903 by American botanist and plant explorer David Fairchild (1869-1954). "An Expert Describes…
“Fig Newtons are essentially bite-size Nutri-Grain bars”
Nutri-Grain bars have been compared to Fig Newton biscuits. "Nutri-Grain bars are just longer Fig Newtons" was posted on Twitter by steinmoney on January 18, 2010. "Nutri-Grain bars…
“Nutri-Grain bars are just long Fig Newtons”
Nutri-Grain bars have been compared to Fig Newton biscuits. "Nutri-Grain bars are just longer Fig Newtons" was posted on Twitter by steinmoney on January 18, 2010. "Nutri-Grain bars…
“Asked for a medium roast at Starbucks and the barista made fun of me instead”
A person who enters a coffee shop and orders a "medium roast" probably doesn't want a light ribbing, but there are many jokes. "Asked for a medium roast at Starbucks and the…
“Seasoned salt is salt with some experience”
"Seasoned salt" is a blend of salt, herbs and spices. "Seasoned salt is salt with some experience" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Dan Regan on April 9, 2014.…