“A patient cured is a customer lost”
"A patient cured is a customer lost" is a saying (sometimes credited to "Big Pharma") that has been printed on many images. The big money to be made is in endless medical…
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“If we divide 123 genders by white supremacy, how much climate change do we have?”
"If we divide 123 genders by white supremacy, how much climate change do we have?" (also "If you divide 170 genders by white supremacy... how much climate change do you have?")…
“If you’re asleep to the truth, you’ll drown in the lies”
"If you're asleep to the truth, you'll drown in the lies" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "IF YOU'RE ASLEEP TO THE TRUTH, YOU'LL DROWN IN THE…
“If it worked and was safe, you wouldn’t need to mandate, force, deceive or threaten…”
"If it worked and was safe, you wouldn’t need to mandate, force, deceive or threaten those who question it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. the saying usually refers…
“You’re crazy to everyone who can’t manipulate you”
"You're crazy to everyone who can't manipulate you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "Your always crazy to the nigga who can’t…
“Caffeine is PG-13 cocaine”
Coffee has been compared to cocaine (coke), using the Motion Picture Association film rating system. "Caffeine is PG13 cocaine" was posted on Twitter by Fuego on July 21, 2018.…
Pandemic of the Injected
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic was described as a "Pandemic of the Unvaccinated" in June 2021 by New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy, in July 2021 by Centers for Disease Control and…
“Poutine is just warm potato salad”
Poutine is often stated to be a form of potato salad. "OH in the elevator: What's for lunch, poutine? No, salad. Poutine is like salad - potato salad, warm. With cheese curds..." was…
“When it says on my potatoes ‘store in a cool, dark place,’ do you mean like a jazz club?”
Some things have to be stored in a "cool, dark place." "Just a note to all you comic collectors: always keep your comics in a cool dark place. I keep mine in a jazz club in the…
“What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?”/“The saddest vegetable: a melonccoli.”
The word "melancholy" is not a food portmanteau of "melon" and broccoli," but there are jokes. "Melancholy. A cross between a melon and a broccoli. At least…
“Insanity is taking the same vaccine over and over again, and expecting to be protected”
“Insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result” is a famous saying, often incorrectly credited to German-born theoretical physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955).…
“Melon + Broccoli = Meloncholy (The saddest vegetable in existence)”
The word "melancholy" is not a food portmanteau of "melon" and broccoli," but there are jokes. "Melancholy. A cross between a melon and a broccoli. At least…
“My medication says to store it in a cool, dark place. So I keep it in a jazz club in Harlem”
Some things have to be stored in a "cool, dark place." "Just a note to all you comic collectors: always keep your comics in a cool dark place. I keep mine in a jazz club in the…
“If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?”/“November thirst.”
A pretzel riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 5, 2016: Q: If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?A: November thirst. "November thirst" is…
“Poutine is just Canadian potato salad”
Poutine is often stated to be a form of potato salad. "OH in the elevator: What's for lunch, poutine? No, salad. Poutine is like salad - potato salad, warm. With cheese curds..." was…
“You shouldn’t need an exemption to opt out of a medical procedure…”
"You shouldn't need an exemption to opt out of a medical procedure that has DEATH as a possible adverse reaction" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became…
“When the moon hits your eye like it’s 4:45, that’s November”
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore ("love" in Italian -- ed.)" is the famous line from the song "That's Amore" (1953) by…
“Coffee is PG cocaine”
Coffee has been compared to cocaine (coke), using the Motion Picture Association film rating system. "Caffeine is PG13 cocaine" was posted on Twitter by Fuego on July 21, 2018.…
“Violins are just guitars that play in cursive”
Various types of music have been compared to cursive writing -- flowing and elegant, but sometimes difficult to understand. "Opera's like singing in cursive" was posted on Twitter by…
“Poutine is a form of potato salad”
Poutine is often stated to be a form of potato salad. "OH in the elevator: What's for lunch, poutine? No, salad. Poutine is like salad - potato salad, warm. With cheese curds..." was…