“Some people have a vision. Others have a television”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterššššŖšš” @miguelbarbosa05Some people have a vision others have a television5:43 PM Ā· Dec 7, 2021Ā·Twitter for Android
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Vaxtard (vaccine + retard)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemicThe COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severeā¦
“What do you call advice from a cow?”/“Beef tips.”
"Beef tips" is a dish and has nothing to do with advice from a cow, but there are jokes. "If I give a cow advice is that 'beef tips'" was posted on Twitter by Deionā¦
“If all the countries in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterMartin Williams@Martin1WilliamsIf all the countries in the world are in debt where did the money go?10:41 AM Ā· Mar 20, 2019Ā·Twitter Web Client
“We have to love our freedom more than we fear a germ”
American environmental lawyer and author Robert Francis Kennedy Jr. spoke to a crowd at Arco della Pace in Milan, Italy, on November 13, 2021. Addressing the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, heā¦
“If you think a virus is scary, wait until you find out whatās really going on”
"If you think a virus is scary, wait until you find out whatās really going on" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying emerged during the COVID-19 (coronavirus)ā¦
“The ‘pan’ in pansexual is just short for pan pizza”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are "pan pizza" jokes. "I guess I'm pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi... Except it makes me thinkā¦
“Pan pizza implies the existence of straight and gay pizza”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are "pan pizza" jokes. "I guess I'm pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi... Except it makes me thinkā¦
“2000-2009 were the glory years for New Year’s Eve party glasses”
From 2000 to 2009, many people wore novelty New Year's Eve glasses with the year on them. The "0" numbers were for the eyes. The New Year's Eve glasses still were made afterā¦
“*Inventing celery* Damn I wish I could bite water with hair in it”
Celery, to many people, tastes like water with strings in it. "*Inventing celery* Damn I wish I could bite water with hair in it" was posted on Twitter by Knives McGee on December 6,ā¦
“A pansexual is someone who adores pan pizza from Pizza Hut”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are "pan pizza" jokes. "I guess I'm pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi... Except it makes me thinkā¦
“Pan pizza implies the existence of bi pizza”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are "pan pizza" jokes. "I guess I'm pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi... Except it makes me thinkā¦
“It’s New Year’s Eve, not New Year’s Steve”
"God made/created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steveā has been an anti-gay slogan. "Itās New Year's Eve, not New Year's Steve" is a jocular variation on this. "haha,ā¦
“Celery: When you have that sudden urge to bite into water with hair in it”
Celery, to many people, tastes like water with strings in it. "*Inventing celery* Damn I wish I could bite water with hair in it" was posted on Twitter by Knives McGee on December 6,ā¦
“The existence of pizza pockets implies the existence of pizza pants”
There are "pizza pockets" (such as a calzone), but there are no "pizza pants." "question from a little kid: if they have pizza pockets, why don't they have pizzaā¦
“Pizza pockets imply the existence of pizza pants”
There are "pizza pockets" (such as a calzone), but there are no "pizza pants." "question from a little kid: if they have pizza pockets, why don't they have pizzaā¦
Deathilator (death + ventilator)
During the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, ventilators were used. The ventilators blew out lungs, and many of the ventilated patients died. A ventilator sometimes became nicknamed aā¦
Deathalator (death + ventilator)
During the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, ventilators were used. The ventilators blew out lungs, and many of the ventilated patients died. A ventilator sometimes became nicknamed aā¦
“Out with the old, in with the new. Cheers to the future and all that we do”
"Out with the old, in with the new. Cheers to the future and all that we do" is a new year's toast that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Out with theā¦
“Letting politicians be able to own stock is like letting referees openly bet on games”
There have been many complaints that politicians should be barred from "insider trading" -- investing in companies they are legislating. This has often been compared to a sports refereeā¦