“Two rules of business: 1. Mind your own 2. Stay the fuck out of mine”
"Two rules of business: 1. Mind your own 2. Stay out of mine" (or "Two rules of business: 1. Mind your own 2. Stay the fuck out of mine" or "Two rules of business: 1. Mind…
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“My grandma is 80% Irish. People call her Iris”
"Hi I'm Iris & I'm 80% Irish heheheh u get it??" was posted on Twitter by iris on November 13, 2013, and frequently after this. "My grandmother Iris is 80% Irish"…
“The money in your bank account is one ‘state of emergency’ away from being the government’s money”
Money in banks can be frozen and confiscated whenever a government declares an "emergency." This was posted on Twitter by Coin Bureau (guy.eth) on February 15, 2022: "Know this: The…
“A spider just crawled into my keyboard. It’s okay, I’ve got it under Ctrl”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- JokesPosted by u/metalfan2680 November 22, 2012A spider crawled into my keyboard earlier.It's okay, I've got him under Ctrl. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by…
“I knew school wasn’t for me when I cheated on a test and still failed”
Failing a test is bad. Failing an open book test very bad. Cheating and still failing a test is also very bad. "#worstfeeling cheating on a test and still failing smh" was posted on…
“How do you photoshop yourself and still look ugly? That’s like cheating on a test & still failing”
Failing a test is bad. Failing an open book test very bad. Cheating and still failing a test is also very bad. "#worstfeeling cheating on a test and still failing smh" was posted on…
“In my defense, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterBob Kostic@causticbobIn my defense, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.6:54 PM · Feb 19, 2022·Twitter Web App
“I knew school wasn’t for me when I failed an open book test”
Failing a test is bad. Failing an open book test very bad. Cheating and still failing a test is also very bad. "#worstfeeling cheating on a test and still failing smh" was posted on…
“Eat half. Walk double. Laugh triple. Love without measure”
"The secret to living well and longer is: eat well, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Oriental secret for…
“The secret to living well & longer is: eat well, walk double, laugh triple & love without measure”
"The secret to living well and longer is: eat well, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Oriental secret for…
Little Berlin (Tompkins Square Park)
"NEW YORK'S QUEEREST PARK. TOMPKINS SQUARE, WHICH SOME CALL 'LITTLE BERLIN'" is an article that was published in The Sun (New York, NY) on May 27, 1894. Tompkins Square…
“If a leader needs mandates to get people to comply with science…”
"If a leader needs mandates to get people to comply with science, then either the leader is fake or the science is fake. Or both are fake" is a saying that has been printed on a popular…
“Easy like Sunday coffee”
"Easy like Sunday morning" is a saying from the song "Easy" (1976), written by Lionel Richie of the group Commodores. "Easy like Sunday coffee" is a coffee version of…
“Live life today like there is no coffee tomorrow”
"Live life today like there is no coffee tomorrow" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was popularized in the book The Little Book of Hygge: The Danish Way…
“I hate my job, but it pays for my alcohol. And I need alcohol, because I hate my job”
"I hate my job, but it pays for my alcohol. And I need alcohol, because I hate my job" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@Erroneous_Me: I hate my job, but it…
“Eating pizza rolls is just microdosing calzones”
Pizza rolls are sometimes described as miniature calzones. "Eating pizza rolls is just microdosing calzones" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Everett Byram on January 28,…
“Just don’t get how people afford life without a job. I can’t even afford it with a job”
Many people live paycheck to paycheck, just barely surviving. Other people don't seem to have jobs, but manage to survive. "Just don't get how people afford life without a job ??? I…
“I don’t get how people afford life without a job. I can’t even afford it with a job”
Many people live paycheck to paycheck, just barely surviving. Other people don't seem to have jobs, but manage to survive. "Just don't get how people afford life without a job ??? I…
“It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterBob Kostic@causticbobIt's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.6:05 PM · Feb 19, 2022·Twitter Web App
“Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase”
"Don't make excuses for nasty people. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…