A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“I feel like they be adding the street lights to my light bill”

“I feel like they are adding street lights to my electric bill”

“In Texas we don’t have actual fall, we have fauxl”

“Texas has 12 seasons” (joke)

“There’s 8 seasons in Texas” (joke)

Fauxl (faux + fall)

“Coffee pairs well with silence”

“Coffee pairs best with silence”

“Coffee pairs nicely with silence”

“Dear morning people, honest question… What the hell is wrong with you?”

“I don’t make mistakes. I make spicy decisions”

“ConEd, y’all must be adding the street lights to my bill”

“I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions”

“Math student kicked out of class for too many infractions”

“Late or not, my car will not move until my bluetooth connects”

“Wish I’d paid more attention during my first rodeo”

“I wish I’d paid better attention during my first rodeo”

“Wish I’d paid better attention during my first rodeo”

“I wish I’d paid more attention during my first rodeo”

“Wish I paid more attention during my first rodeo”

“Shouldn’t they be called unlocksmiths?”

“Misinformation is information they want you to miss”

“Why I gotta put my seatbelt on but the garbage man can hang off the back off the truck?”

“Those who follow the herd only see asses”

“He who follows the herd only sees assholes”

“My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbeque to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow”

“My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow”

“If you want to be remembered, act like an asshole. No one ever forgets that shit!”

“To the 98% of people who follow me but don’t talk to me, Who are you? Do you like tacos?”

“What do you call weightlifting vegetables?”/“Muscle sprouts.”

“Did you hear about the weightlifting vegetable? He was a muscle sprout!”

“Did you hear about the weightlifting vegetable? She was a muscle sprout!”

“What’s a bodybuilder’s favorite vegetable?”/“Muscle sprouts.”

“If you want to be remembered, don’t act nice. Act like an asshole. Nobody forgets assholes”

“Deep down…I just want to touch an electric fence and see if it really works”

“Deep down…I wanna touch an electric fence and see if it really works”

“Dr Pepper is just barbecue flavor Sprite”

“I fear I’m the girl sipping the fruity little drink cause she can’t shoot whiskey”

“My brain just logged me out due to inactivity and now I can’t remember my password”

“Dr Pepper is just barbecue flavored Sprite”

“Dr Pepper is just barbecue Sprite”

“Dr Pepper is just BBQ Sprite”

“Dr Pepper is just BBQ flavored Sprite”

“Dr Pepper is just barbeque Sprite”

“Dr Pepper is just barbeque flavored Sprite”

“Coffee: because adulting is like a never-ending escape room”

“My memes are like your ex. Stolen and passed around”

Cronigiri (croissant + onigiri)

Onioissant (onigiri + croissant)

“The worst assumption people ever make: Our government would never do that to us”

“Stop stealing my memes, you bunch of freeloaders. I stole them first fair and square”

“In the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. That was foreshadowing”

“The worst assumption a person could ever make is the government would never do that to us”

“My tweets are like your ex. Stolen and passsed around”

“My posts are like your ex. Stolen and passed around”

“Thank goodness it’s raining again… My mud was getting dehydrated”

“Thank God it rained! My mud was getting dehydrated”

“NY is no longer called the Big Apple. It is now called the Rotten Apple!” (artwork, 2024)

“We investigated ourselves and cleared ourselves of any wrong doing”

“We investigated ourselves and cleared us of all wrong doing”

“If you were poor under Capitalism, you would be dead under Communism”

“Like a cheese stick” (misheard lyrics of “Like a G6”)

“Why does root beer taste the way that Abraham Lincoln looks?”

“Root beer tastes like the way Abraham Lincoln looks and I can’t explain that”

“Root beer tastes the way Abraham Lincoln looks, and I can’t explain that”

“Humidity is nature’s moisturizer”

“Humidity is God’s moisturizer”

“Humidity is a natural moisturizer”

“Humidity: nature’s moisturizer”

“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole”

“Why is there always enough tar to make speed humps, but not enough to fill the potholes?

“Why is it that there’s enough tarmac to make speed bumps, but not enough to fill potholes?”

“Why is there enough tarmac to make speed humps, but not enough to fill potholes?”

“How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps, but not enough to fill pot holes?”

“You will be told to reduce your AC usage to save power while being told to drive electric cars”

“You will be told this summer to lower your AC usage to stop overwhelming the electric grid…”

“Growing up, we didn’t have a lot of money. I had to use a hand-me-down calculator with no multiplication symbol…”

“I could only afford a second hand calculator and the ‘X’ button was missing. Times were hard”

“Sometimes you just gotta go lay down after you pay them bills”

“Studies have shown that more people watch television than any other household appliance”

“Your $10 meal will arrive in 30 minutes for $58.75. Thanks for using SkipTheDishes”

“Chocolate layer cake is goth lasagna”

“Chocolate cake is just goth lasagna”

“Me: One slice of the goth lasagna, please. Cashier: That’s chocolate cake”

“Your $10 meal will arrive in 30 minutes for $57.86. Thanks for using DoorDash”

“Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread”

“idk how to explain this but Thursday, October and 8:00 PM are all the same”

“If I won the lottery, I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me”

“I don’t understand why people say hurtful things, like ‘Want to go for a run?’ or ‘Try this kale’”

“I can’t stand people who blame everyone else for their problems. I’d be successful and happy by now if it wasn’t for them”

“Normalize booing in the workplace”

“I still miss that part of the pandemic where it was illegal for anybody to be anywhere near me”

“I still miss that part of 2020 when it was illegal for anyone to come near me”

“I don’t think coffee even wakes me up anymore, I just like the idea of having coffee”

“If I won the lottery, I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired”

“If I won the lotto, I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired”

“If I won the Powerball, I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired”

“If I won the lottery, I’d still keep my job so that I could be insufferably obnoxious until I’m fired”

“If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t quit my job. I’d just act like an asshole until they fired me”

“If you don’t like tequila, I’m nacho type”

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