"You never realize how bumpy the road is until you…

A bumpy road and a full bladder is a bad combination. “There are few things more painful than a sportsbike, a bumpy road & a full bladder” was posted on the newsgroup aus.motorcycles on January 7, 1999. “Bumpy roads + full bladder = BAD BAD BAD” was posted on Twitter on January 9, 2009.

“You never really realize just how bumpy a road is until you have to drive on it with a full bladder” was posted on Twitter on June 15, 2012. “You never realize how bumpy the road is until you drive on it with a full bladder” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on October 11, 2017.

“You never realize how bumpy a road is until you try to take a drink of something” and “You never realize how bumpy a road is until you try to write something” are other “bumpy road” sayings.

Google Groups: aus.motorcycles
what’s a Camel Back?
Craig Motbey
1/7/99
In article <3693EC87…@asiapacificm01.nt.com>,
.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) says…

>Of course, all you then have to do is get yourself a catheter long enough to
>run down your inseem and out by your footpeg, and you have the whole system.
>No need to stop at all! 😉

I’ve often said that all bikes should come with a catheter as standard…there are few things more painful than a sportsbike, a bumpy road & a full bladder…

You wouldn’t wanna come off the bike in a hurry though…

Google Books
Backwoods Musings
By Ed Fassig
Logan, OH: Backwoods Pub.
2001
Pg. 147:
It was a pleasant drive, however, through rolling countryside and quaint little villages. I would have enjoyed it more if it were not for a full bladder and a bumpy road.

Google Books
Mr Tulsi’s Store:
A fijian Journey
By Brij V. Lal
Canberra, Australia: Pandanus
2001
Pg. 36:
Better that than the discomfort of a full bladder on a long, bumpy road.

Twitter
karacter flaws‏
@campraeden
I have to pee so baaaad. Bumpy roads + full bladder = BAD BAD BAD.
9:27 AM - 9 Jan 2009

Twitter
Marjorie Sant‏
@Damitria
Note to self: Full Bladder + Bumpy Bus Ride = NOT a good idea
3:25 PM - 10 Mar 2009

Twitter
Justin‏
@justinwagner84
You never realize how bumpy bus rides are until you have a full bladder
12:47 PM - 24 Apr 2012

Twitter
Anne Marie Rolwood‏
@annemarierol
You never really realize just how bumpy a road is until you have to drive on it with a full bladder
11:22 AM - 15 Jun 2012

Twitter
lawson roof‏
@nerdslikepi
You never realize how bumpy a road is until you have a full bladder
2:50 AM - 3 Feb 2013

Twitter
vritata‏
@Vrittany
You never realize how bumpy these roads are until you’re riding with a full bladder.
9:53 PM - 9 Mar 2013

Twitter
Jessica Baker‏
@jessisabaker
You don’t realise how bumpy roads are until you drive home with a full bladder
1:14 PM - 28 Sep 2013

Twitter
Iris 😊‏
@irismariex
Full bladder and bumpy roads😊😊
10:47 PM - 5 Dec 2015

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
You never realize how bumpy the road is until you drive on it with a full bladder.
submitted October 11, 2017 by KiwiMaster157