“When you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear”
“When you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear” is a Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. No kid really wants underwear as a Christmas gift.
“If I were a kid, I’d try to hang onto my childhood as long as possible. Because the minute you stop believing in Santa Claus, you get underwear” was written by Elston Brooks in the Fort Worth (TX) Star-Telegram on December 21, 1986. “Robert Orben said: ‘Stop believing in Santa Claus and you get underwear’” was printed in the Kingsport (TN) Times-News on December 21, 1988. It’s possible that American humorist Robert Orben originated the line.
21 December 1986, Fort Worth (TX) Star-Telegram, “Latest ‘Star Trek’ certainly different” by Elston Brooks, pg. 4D, col. 1:
Idle thought at Christmastime: If I were a kid, I’d try to hang onto my childhood as long as possible. Because the minute you stop believing in Santa Claus, you get underwear.
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23 December 1988, Kingsport (TN) Times-News, “The Christmas ‘spirit of living’” by Lynn Farmen, pg. 6A, col. 3:
Robert Orben said: “Stop believing in Santa Claus and you get underwear.”
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1 December 1991, Kokomo (IN) Tribune, “Frank Gregory’s Talk of the Town,” pg. 21, col. 3:
If I were a kid, I’d keep believing in Santa. Because the minute you stop believing, you get underwear.
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IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS….YOU’RE GONNA GET UNDERWEAR FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
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4/18/96
The Press has let you down? What the heck are ya doing putting your faith in the press anyways? Geeez!
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Christmas Wishes:
Inspiring Sentiments for the Festive Season
By Tom Burns
New York, NY: Barron’s Educational Series, Incorporated
2004
Pg. ?:
When you stop believing in Santa Claus, you get underwear for Christmas.
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@BrianNeudorff @DrRus I’ve heard you get underwear when you stop believing in Santa
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From @Bubbster: When you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear!
10:16 PM · Sep 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Santa’s Book of Knowledge
By Santa Al Horton
BLoomington, IN: AuthorHouse
2011
Pg. 161:
P.S. Always remember: If you quit believing in Santa Claus, you get underwear for Christmas!!
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Title When You Stop Believing in Santa You Get Underwear: A Blank Lined Journal for the Holidays
Author Paige Cooper
Publisher Independently Published, 2018
ISBN 1726759555, 9781726759557
Length 120 pages
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When you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear and socks.
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December 23, 2022 at 1:09 PM · Austin, TX ·
Learned this the hard way
(The following text is shown on the restaurant’s sign.—ed.)
WHEN YOU STOP
BELIEVING IN
SANTA YOU
GET UNDERWEAR