“Premature treejaculation—the act of erecting one’s festive decor in any month prior to December”

“premature treejaculation trejahk-yal•ay:shun   the act of erecting one’s festive decor in any month prior to December” is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images.
     
“premature treejaculation” was posted on Twitter by Mike Pace on May 5, 2010. “@Selfridges Manchester wins the prize for premature treejaculation #itsstilloctoberguys” was posted on Twitter by Sal Thomas on October 10, 2017. “premature treejaculation Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November” was entered in the Urban Dictionary on November 22, 2017.
   
“premature treejaculation trejahk-yal•ay:shun the act of erecting one’s festive decor in any month prior to December” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook and Twitter by BFBS Radio on November 21, 2019.
 
       
Twitter
Mike Pace
@DoctaMaiku
premature treejaculation
7:51 AM · May 5, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Sal Thomas
@_iamsalt
.@Selfridges Manchester wins the prize for premature treejaculation #itsstilloctoberguys
5:55 AM · Oct 10, 2017·Twitter for Android
 
Urban Dictionary
premature treejaculation
Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.
Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.
by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017
   
Facebook
BFBS Radio
November 21, 2019 at 4:11 AM ·
❌ | And we repeat… It. Is. NOVEMBER!! 👊
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premature treejaculation
trejahk-yal•ay:shun
the act of erecting
one’s festive decor
in any month
prior to December
 
Twitter 
BFBS Radio
@BFBSRadioHQ
❌ | And we repeat… It. Is. NOVEMBER!! 👊
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premature treejaculation
trejahk-yal•ay:shun
the act of erecting
one’s festive decor
in any month
prior to December
7:07 AM · Nov 21, 2019·Sprout Social
   
Twitter
Karen Stokes
@StokeseyK
🎄🎄🎄 This condition is rampant….🙈 It has to be December for me sorry….anything sooner is just madness #prematuretreejaculation
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premature treejaculation
trejahk-yal•ay:shun
the act of erecting
one’s festive decor
in any month
prior to December
4:27 AM · Nov 22, 2019 from Dublin City, Ireland·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
Premature Treejaculation…
The act of putting your Christmas tree up in any month other than December! 🎄
2:06 PM · Dec 4, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
       
Facebook
Alan Garnett
November 15, 2021 at 3:17 PM ·
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Premature Treejaculation
The urge to put your tree up in November
but the magic wears off before Christmas
day comes
   
Twitter
𝑵𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒚 🥰🐺
@HappyWolvesGirl
I’m afraid I have premature treejaculation 🎄🎄🎄😂🤣😂
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premature treejaculation
trejahk-yal•ay:shun
the act of erecting
one’s festive decor
in any month
prior to December
12:34 PM · Nov 16, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
iFunny 
KokoniMaka
17 nov 2021
premature treejaculation the act of erecting one’s festive decor in any month prior to December
 
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ired_swithstupid
15 dec 2021
premature treejaculation ni* yulay’sn the act of erecting one’s festive decor in any month prior to December
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
premature treejaculation
trejahk-yal•ay:shun
the act of erecting one’s festive decor in any month prior to December
6:18 PM · Nov 17, 2022·Twitter Web App