“How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited?”/“He keeps a log book.”
A Christmas riddle is:
Q: How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited?
A: He keeps a log book.
The “log book” pun has been cited in print since at least December 6, 2017.
Metro (UK)
19 genuinely funny alternative Christmas cracker jokes
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Wednesday 6 Dec 2017 12:00 pm
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How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited?
He keeps a log book.
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Chris Moose
@thechrismoose
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited?
He keeps a log book.
5:10 AM - 7 Dec 2017
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MummyHereAndThere 🎄 🎅
@MummyHere_There
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited? He keeps a log book
12:30 PM - 7 Dec 2017 from Coventry, England
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Forest School Chat
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‘In the countdown to Christmas , I thought I would englighten Forest School chat followers with a Christmas themed joke. How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited? He keeps a log book’ #TemiTalks
6:42 AM - 8 Dec 2017
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Gem
@gem106fm
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited?
He keeps a log book
#christmascrackerjokes Jennie x
1:31 PM - 11 Dec 2017
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited?
He keeps a log book.
11:57 AM - 18 Dec 2017