“Have you got anything smaller?” (taxi joke)
Taxi drivers often ask for small denominations of cash, and a NSFW joke refers to this. A woman gets into a taxi for a ride, and then says that she doesn’t have money. She hikes up her dress and shows herself to the cab driver, who says, “Got anything smaller?”
The taxi joke has been cited in print since at least the 1980s.
“A naked woman gets into a taxi…” is a related joke that is often combined with this one.
Google Books
Milton Berle’s Private Joke File: \Over 10,000 of His Best Gags, Anecdotes, and One-liners
By Milton Berle
Edited by Milt Rosen
New York, NY: Three Rivers Press
1989
Pg. 119:
A woman gets into a cab and goes on a twenty-dollar jaunt to the edge of town. Upon arriving, she says, “I have no money.”
The cabbie says, “I want to get paid.”
She raises her dress and says, “Will this do?”
The cabbie says, “Don’t you have anything smaller?
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Naked Woman in Taxi Joke
Derrick Cole
8/23/93
In article <1993Aug16…@nl102.ittpub.nl>
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> Naked woman in Taxi. When they reach their destination, the driver
> looks over his shoulder and tells the woman how much she has to pay.
> The woman being naked decides to pay in a different way and lies back
> in the seat, opens her legs and says “how about this?”. The driver
> takes a look then replies, “haven’t you got anything smaller?”
Talk about coincidences…
I was watching an episode of “Night Court” this past weekend (the one when Dan gets a briefcase bomb handcuffed to his wrist by a psycho).
As Dan is gingerly reentering the courtroom, Harry is finishing up a joke with Mac and Christine. Harry’s punchline: “The taxi driver then says, “Have you got anything smaller?”
(This episode of Night Court originally aired on January 7, 1988.—ed.)
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Canonical List Of Sex Humor 8/8
Reality Terabytes
9/8/94
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A naked woman gets into a taxi. When they reach their destination, the driver looks over his shoulder and tells the woman how much she has to pay. The woman, being naked, decides to pay in a different way and lies back in the seat, opens her legs up, and says, “How about this?” The driver takes a look and then replies, “Haven’t you got anything smaller?”
10 July 1999, The Spectator (London, UK), “Learning experience” by Taki, pg. 46:
A naked woman gets into a taxi and tells the driver to take her to Annabel’s, 44 Berkeley Square. ‘But, love, how are you going to pay me?’ the cabbie asks the totally naked lady. Stretched out in the back of the cab, she opens her legs wide. ‘Haven’t you got anything smaller?’ asks the driver.
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B. Mo.
@BeetleJuiceQue
A women calls a taxi & realizes that she has no cash…She spreads her legs & asks “Can I pay w/this? Driver says, U have anything smaller?!
9:30 AM - 3 Jun 2009
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Gilbert Gottfried
@RealGilbert
Cab driver says to woman” that’ll be $15. Women lifts her skirt up & spreads her legs & says “Can I pay you with this? ” Cab driver says ” Ah lady don’t you have anything smaller?” Taxi King
8:00 PM - 22 May 2018
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lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#badjokefriday
A women calls a taxi driver and realises she has no cash. She spreads her legs and says can I pay with this?
The driver says, “have you got anything smaller?”
1:30 AM - 3 Aug 2018