“For Christmas, I’ve got my wife a telepathic abacus. It’s the thought that counts”

“For christmas I’ve got my wife a telepathic abacus. It’s the thought that counts” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Robin Flavell on December 20, 2012. “I’ve bought my wife a telepathic abacus. It’s the thought that counts”—without “Christmas”—was posted on Twitter by Robin Flavell on December 18, 2014.
 
Other abacus jokes include “For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus. It’s the little things that count” and “I swallowed an abacus because it’s what’s inside that counts.”
       
 
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Robin Flavell
@RobinFlavell
For christmas I’ve got my wife a telepathic abacus. It’s the thought that counts.
12:42 PM - 20 Dec 2012
   
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illogic_al
@illogic_al
This is a @joemaurits-worthy gift. @jacques_aih: For christmas I’ve got my wife a telepathic abacus. It’s the thought that counts.
6:19 PM - 20 Dec 2012
   
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Robin Flavell
@RobinFlavell
For christmas I’ve got my wife a telepathic abacus. It’s the thought that counts.
8:30 AM - 4 Dec 2013
   
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Robin Flavell
@RobinFlavell
I’ve bought my wife a telepathic abacus.
It’s the thought that counts.
4:00 AM - 18 Dec 2014
   
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Christopher Jobe ن‏
@sharky67
Pun of the day:
For his birthday, I got my friend a telepathic abacus. It’s the thought that counts.
9:13 AM - 8 Jul 2018
 
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🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
I’ve just got my wife a telepathic abacus for her birthday.
It’s the thought that counts…        #1PUN #sillysaturday
7:33 AM - 28 Jul 2018