“Every year for Christmas I ask Satan to cure me of my dyslexia”

“Santa” has the same letters as “Satan,” and, of course, there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by patrickswayze’spatrickgravy on December 3, 2015:
   
“Every year for Christmas I ask Satan to cure me of my dyslexia.”
 
   
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patrickswayze’spatrickgravy
@SamGrittner
Every year for Christmas I ask Satan to cure me of my dyslexia.
2:05 PM · Dec 3, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
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patrickswayze’spatrickgravy
@SamGrittner
Every year for Christmas I ask Satan to cure me of my dyslexia.
2:05 PM - Dec 3, 2015
 
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Duane R Cole
@doc1c70
Every year for Christmas I ask Satan to cure me of my dyslexia.
1:52 PM · Dec 22, 2015·Facebook
   
Twitter
Sean Jacobson
@Sean82053244
Asking for the same thing I ask for every year for Satan to cure me of my dyslexia. #HappyHolidays
1:59 PM · Dec 22, 2015·Twitter for Android
   
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grace thompson
@beanpot99
All I want for Christmas is for Satan to cure me of my crippling dyslexia
12:50 PM · Nov 24, 2016 from Springfield, IL·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Scott Ford
@ScottFordTVGuy
Every year for Christmas I ask Satan to cure me of my dyslexia.
6:06 PM · Nov 25, 2018·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/wtfover December 25, 2019
Every year for Christmas I ask Satan to cure me of my dyslexia.