“A naked woman gets into a taxi…” (jokes)
A joke involves a cab driver—usually a New York City taxi driver—who picks up a naked woman. The driver stares. “Something wrong? Haven’t you seen a naked women before?” the woman asks. “Yes, but I’m wondering from where you’ll get your money to pay me!” the taxi driver replies.
The joke was posted on on newsgroup rec.humor on August 3, 1994.
“Have you got anything smaller?” is a related joke that is often combined with this one.
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Two More Ron’s Don’t Make A Wright
8/3/94
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A naked woman is getting into a taxi. The amazed driver looks at her with an open mouth.
“Something wrong?” asks the woman. “Haven’t you seen a naked women before?”
“Yes, answers the driver, “but I’m wondering from where you’ll get your money?”
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Reality Terabytes
9/8/94
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A naked woman gets into a taxi. When they reach their destination, the driver looks over his shoulder and tells the woman how much she has to pay. The woman, being naked, decides to pay in a different way and lies back in the seat, opens her legs up, and says, “How about this?” The driver takes a look and then replies, “Haven’t you got anything smaller?”
10 July 1999, The Spectator (London, UK), “Learning experience” by Taki, pg. 46:
A naked woman gets into a taxi and tells the driver to take her to Annabel’s, 44 Berkeley Square. ‘But, love, how are you going to pay me?’ the cabbie asks the totally naked lady. Stretched out in the back of the cab, she opens her legs wide. ‘Haven’t you got anything smaller?’ asks the driver.
Twitter
Kobbie
@djkobbie
A naked woman gets into a taxi. A cab driver looks at her stupefied. What’s up. Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman?
6:06 AM - 17 Dec 2009
Twitter
Kishore
@GheePongal
a naked lady stepped into a taxi, driver starring at her, she asked him, he replied im seeing u dont have money to pay me #workminded
6:38 AM - 28 May 2011
Reddit—Jokes
Jewish Cab Driver
submitted May 9, 2013 by matrixcow
Jewish Cab Driver:
A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? - Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?” The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me tell you sumsing, lady – I vasn’t staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from.” The drunk woman giggled and responded, “Well, if you’re not staring at my boobs or my ass sweetie, then what are you doing?” He paused a moment, then told her…“Vell, M’aam, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself,‘Vair in da hell is dis naked lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride? Now, that’s a REAL Businessman!
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9/23/16
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*** New York City Cab
A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.
The cab driver, an old gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”
The old driver answered, “Let me tell you something, lady. I wasn’t staring at you like you think; that would not be proper where I come from.”
The drunk woman giggled and responded, “Well, if you’re not staring at my boobs or rear end, sweetie, what are you doing then?”
He paused a moment, then told her…” “Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me?”
Reddit—Jokes
A naked lady ran into a taxi.
submitted May 8, 2017 by hegde1997
She told the driver where she was going. The man didn’t start the car but he was just staring at the girl over & over again.The lady saw him and said:“What’s ur problem man? Haven’t u seen a naked lady before?“The man replied: “l am not looking at ur nakedness, I was just wondering where you have kept the money you are going to pay me!
Reddit—Jokes
Professionalism
submitted October 15, 2017 by sstony
Fully Nude Lady gets into taxi, Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..
Lady asks, “Haven’t u ever seen a naked woman before?” Driver: It’s not that, I’m just wondering where have you kept the money to pay me..