“You can be your own Secret Santa with wine and Amazon Prime”
Can someone play Secret Santa and surprise one’s own self with a gift? Well, perhaps getting drunk (or sleepy) and forgetting will help.
“You can be your own Secret Santa with Ambien and Amazon!” was posted on Facebook by Cheryl Shults on December 17, 2017. “You can be your own secret Santa with alcohol and Amazon Prime” was posted on X/Twitter by WSⱯꓛꓤⱯS ꓨNIꓥIꓶ on Decembe 19, 2018. “You can be your own secret santa with wine and Amazon prime. 🙂” was posted on X/Twitter by Carolyn 😊 on December 20, 2018. “You can be your own secret Santa with Xanax and amazon prime” was posted on X/Twitter by tyler day on December 21, 2018.
“You can be your own Secret Santa with Tequila & Amazon Prime” was posted on Facebook by Mark Miller on November 24, 2019. “You can be your own Secret Santa with Vodka and Amazon Prime…” was posted on Facebook by Clay Thomas on December 19, 2019.
Wikipedia: Secret Santa
Secret Santa is a Western Christmas or Saint Nicholas tradition in which members of a group are randomly assigned a person to whom they give a gift. The identity of the gift-giver may remain a secret, as in New Zealand Secret Santa, or may be revealed at the end of the game.
X/Twitter
CrabLord
@CrabJulian
you can be your own secret Santa if you get blackout drunk and wrap the gift #lifehack
10:31 PM · Nov 26, 2015
Facebook
Cheryl Shults
December 17, 2017 at 11:15 PM ·
You can be your own Secret Santa with Ambien and Amazon!
X/Twitter
Ed Richard
@N2dapast
You can be your own “Secret Santa” by taking a sleeping pill while on Amazon…
6:29 AM · Dec 18, 2017
X/Twitter
Coop
@coopslovestacos
You can be your own secret Santa if you take Ambien and mix it with Amazon prime.
9:31 PM · Dec 19, 2017
Facebook
Zack Mueller
December 20, 2017 at 6:15 PM ·
You can be your own secret Santa, all you need is Xanax and Amazon.
Reddit—Showerthoughts
u/ViewedAskew—November 28, 2018
You can be your own Secret Santa with Ambien and Amazon.
X/Twitter
Kristen
@Kica333
You can be your own secret santa with enough alcohol and internet access
12:06 AM · Nov 29, 2018
Facebook
Harley Wilt
December 16, 2018 at 8:26 AM ·
You know, with enough tequila and Amazon, you can be your own secret Santa.
X/Twitter
WSⱯꓛꓤⱯS ꓨNIꓥIꓶ
@SarcasmLiving
You can be your own secret Santa with alcohol and Amazon Prime.
11:11 PM · Dec 19, 2018
Facebook
Late night Thoughts with Lance
December 19, 2018 at 11:25 PMi͏ ·
You can be your own secret Santa with alcohol and Amazon Prime.
#LatenightthoughtswithLance
X/Twitter
Carolyn 😊
@cee_rawd7
You can be your own secret santa with wine and Amazon prime. 🙂
4:03 PM · Dec 20, 2018
X/Twitter
tyler day
@tday912
You can be your own secret Santa with Xanax and amazon prime
9:34 AM · Dec 21, 2018
X/Twitter
AnitaSamore
@ASamorex
You can be your own secret Santa with a few rounds of tequila and Amazon prime
10:57 PM · Nov 21, 2019
Facebook
Mark Miller
November 24, 2019 at 10:04 PM ·
You can be your own Secret Santa with Tequila
& Amazon Prime.
🤠
Facebook
Clay Thomas
December 19, 2019 at 10:55 PM ·
You can be your own Secret Santa with Vodka and Amazon Prime…
Facebook
Coffee and Quotes
November 23, 2019 at 10:01 AM ·
You can be your own secret Santa with wine (or coffee) and Amazon prime. 😉😂
(“You can be your own secret Santa with wine and Amazon Prime” is shown on an image.—ed.)
Reddit—Jokes
u/NeGuy1—November 30, 2020
You can be your own secret santa!
All you need is ambien and amazon.
Reddit—ShittyLifeProTips
u/NeGuy1—December 9, 2020
SLPT:You can be your own secret santa!
All you need is ambien and amazon.
Facebook
El Arroyo
December 11, 2023 at 2:00 PM ·
A dangerous, yet delightful combo 🎅
(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
YOU CAN BE YOUR
OWN SECRET SANTA
WITH TEQUILA
AND AMAZON PRIME
Facebook
Jennifer Jutton Shipman
December 17, 2023 at 11:36 PM ·
🎄You can be your own secret Santa with vodka and Amazon Prime. 🎄
X/Twitter
Helga Von Tippler
@DanaLeaB1
You can be your own secret Santa with a little vodka and Amazon Prime.
7:07 PM · Dec 12, 2025
Facebook
Countdown to Christmas
December 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM ·
You can be your own secret Santa if you shop with your
eyes closed.
🎅🏻☃️🎅🏻☃️🎅🏻☃️🎅🏻
Facebook
im not right in the head.com
October 21, 2026 at 8:29 PM ·
You can be your own Secret Santa with enough tequila and Amazon Prime.