“Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?”/“To get to the other cyanide.”

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To get to the other side” is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A suicidal chicken version is:
 
Q: Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other cyanide.
     
The joke was posted on Twitter on May 13, 2011.
 
       
Twitter
Ruth Graham‏
@publicroad
Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the other cyanide. #jokeFriday
2:35 PM - 13 May 2011
 
Twitter
Msqrd‏
@erikologee
#sciencejokes why did the H+ cross the road? he wanted to get to the other cyanide
*crickets*
Ok, tits are good!!
11:04 AM - 27 Nov 2011
   
Twitter
Emily Herndon‏
@herndon_emily18
Why did Hitler cross the road?
To get to the other cyanide
11:06 PM - 1 Oct 2013
   
Twitter
Sahil Shah‏
@SahilBulla
Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?
To get to the other cyanide.
3:43 AM - 12 Jan 2014
   
Twitter
Dr. Bad Jokes‏
@DrBadJokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other cyanide
5:30 AM - 24 Oct 2017
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
Why did the woman who wanted to poison her husband, cross the road? (self.dadjokes)
submitted January 20, 2018 by eltegs
To get to the other cyanide.