“Why did the illusionist cross the road?”/“He didn’t.”

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To get to the other side” is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An illusionist version is:
   
Q: Why did the illusionist cross the road?
A: He didn’t.
     
The joke was posted on Twitter by @CraigTheRealOne on December 2, 2009. It was posted on the Sickipedia website on March 8, 2022.
 
     
Twitter
lebout
@lebout
RT @CraigTheRealOne: Why did the illusionist cross the road?...  He didn’t. haahahahahahaha
6:15 PM · Dec 2, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Lynz ❤
@MissLynz87
why did the illusionist cross the road?............he didnt! ooooooooooooo!
9:01 AM · Nov 27, 2010·Mobile Web
   
Twitter
Tom Rule
@tomrule1993
Why did the illusionist cross the road? He didn’t 😊
11:40 AM · Sep 7, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
   
Sickipedia
Why did the illusionist cross the road?
He didn’t.
Joke by NiggerFarage in Other - Random · Mar 8, 2022 05:50 AM
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Why did the illusionist cross the road?
He didn’t.
6:24 PM · Mar 8, 2022·Twitter Web App