“What do you call those things you blow and make a wish?”/“Breathalyzers.”
“My friend: ‘What do you call those things you blow and make a wish?’ Me: ‘Breathalyzer?’” is a joke that has been printed on many images. A birthday cake has candles, which the person celebrating a birthday makes a wish and then blows out. A wish before blowing on a breathalyzer is that the person is not charged with being intoxicated.
“What are those things you blow to make a wish?”/“Sugar daddies” is another joke that has been printed on many images. The “sugar dating” provides money or gifts for sexual favors.
“‘What are those things you blow to make a wish?’ Apparently, sugar daddies isn’t the correct answer” was posted on Twitter by ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™ on July 16, 2019. “‘What are those things you blow and make a wish on’ ‘Sugar daddies?’” was posted on Twitter by Jean Marie 𓃱 on August 18, 2019. “Q-What do you call those things that you blow to make a wish? A- Sugar Daddies” was posted on Twitter by Oops She Did It on August 18, 2019. “Friend: What are those things you blow to make a wish ? Me: 8ugar daddies ?” was posted on iFunny on October 6, 2019.
“What do you call that thing you blow on and make a wish? A breathalyzer” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 7, 2019. “My friend, what are those things that you blow on and make a wish. Me, I dunno a breathalizer?” was posted on Twitter by MorteAscendo on October 30, 2019. “Q: What are those things you blow and make a wish ? Me: Breathalyser ??” was posted on Twitter by Clare on February 18, 2020. “Q: What are those things you blow and make a wish Me: Breathalyser” was posted on iFunny on March 18, 2020.
Wikipedia: Breathalyzer
A breathalyzer or breathalyser (a portmanteau of breath and analyzer/analyser) is a device for estimating blood alcohol content (BAC), or to detect viruses or diseases from a breath sample.
The name is a genericized trademark of the Breathalyzer brand name of instruments developed by inventor Robert Frank Borkenstein in the 1950s.
Twitter
ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™
@TheWidowmakerX
“What are those things you blow to make a wish?”
Apparently, sugar daddies isn’t the correct answer
6:29 PM · Jul 16, 2019
Twitter
Jean Marie 𓃱
@jeanmarie2270
“What are those things you blow and make a wish on”
“Sugar daddies?”
An actual conversation in my gc right now lmfao.
I can’t 😭
5:47 PM · Aug 18, 2019 from Henderson, GA
Twitter
Oops She Did It
@she_oops
Q-What do you call those things that you blow to make a wish?
A- Sugar Daddies
6:15 PM · Aug 18, 2019
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Day_Watch September 7, 2019
What do you call that thing you blow on and make a wish?
A breathalyzer.
iFunny
Diianna_2016
6 oct 2019
Friend: What are those things you blow to make a wish ? Me18ugar daddies ?
Twitter
MorteAscendo
@MorteAscendoTTV
My friend, what are those things that you blow on and make a wish.
Me, I dunno a breathalizer?
7:53 PM · Oct 30, 2019
Twitter
Clare
@Clare231965
Q: What are those things you blow and make a wish ?
Me: Breathalyser ??
5:56 AM · Feb 18, 2020 from Fareham, England
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Avrumy Jordan
@AvrumyJ
My friend asked me what those things are called that you blow on and make a wish? I answered “breathalyzers!” #LifeThoughts
6:35 AM · Mar 9, 2020
Twitter
Spod1000
@spod1000
My mate asked me “What are those things you blow and make a wish?”
I replied “Knowing you, a breathalyser”
8:30 AM · Mar 16, 2020
iFunny
autumnrainy28_2013
18 mar 2020
Q: What are those things you blow and make a wish Me: Breathalyser
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/p-klep420 April 4, 2020
What are those things you blow to make a wish?
Sugar daddies
Twitter
g and others
@gisinurface
“What are those things you blow to make a wish?”
“Sugar daddies?”
🤣
I. Need. New. Friends.
9:43 PM · Jun 22, 2020
Twitter
Cris P.Bacon
@FatGuySyndrome
Friend: What are those things you blow to make a wish?
Me: Sugar daddies?
12:02 PM · Sep 10, 2020
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/prlugo4162 September 15, 2020
I was trying to remember…
The word “candle” , so I asked my daughter (23), “You know, one of those things you blow and make a wish?” She said, “Breathalyzer’”
iFunny
ErosOne
29 nov 2020
My friend: What do you call those things you blow and make a wish?” Me: “Breathalyzer?”
Twitter
Irene O’Kane
@ireneokane82_o
What are those things you blow and make a wish?
Me…. Breathalysers
4:28 PM · Dec 7, 2020
Twitter
GOMAR
@therealgomar
My nephew asked me,”Uncle,what are those things you blow on and then make a wish called?” They are called breathalyzers!
12:07 PM · Mar 1, 2021
Twitter
CrazyBitchProbs
@crazybitchprbs
Q: What are those things you blow and make a wish?
Me: A breathalyser??
9:21 AM · Apr 21, 2021
Twitter
Mrs_R_Sᴡɪᴘᴇ 🥝⚒
@Mrs_R_Swipe
What do you call those things you blow into and make a wish?
Breathalysers
6:36 AM · Jul 29, 2021
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Seriouslyfunnymemes2
3 dec 2021
Friend: “What are those things you blow and make a wish?” Me: “A breathalyzer?”
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civil_isitFOO_97
19 jun 2022
My friend: ‘What do you call those things you blow and make a wish?” Me: “Breathalyzer?”
Twitter
James Weed
@JimBobW49
….you blow and make a wish?
(“My friend: ‘What do you call those things you blow and make a wish?’ Me: ‘Breathalyzer?’” is shown on an image.—ed.)
5:24 PM · May 10, 2023
iFunny
captaincrunchberries
28 May 2023
My friend: “What do you call those things you blow and make a wish?” Me: “Breathalyzer?”
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
My friend: *What do you call those things you blow and make a wish?”
Me: “Breathalyzer?”
6:52 PM · Jun 1, 2023