“What do you call a hotel that offers a breakfast of Eggs Benedict?”/“A Hollandaise Inn.”

“Hollandaise Inn” is a jocular name for a hotel, seemingly a combination of the names of Holiday Inn and Days Inn. The name “Hollandaise Inn” was print in newspapers in 1977, 1979 and 1999.
 
“The best hotel for an asparagus to stay at is the Hollandaise Inn” was posted on Twitter on June 27, 2010. “What do you call a hotel that offers a breakfast of Eggs Benedict? A Hollandaise Inn” was posted on Twitter on December 15, 2014.
 
A riddle was posted on Twitter on June 11, 2015:
 
Q: Where do eggs stay on vacation?
A: Hollandaise Inn.
   
   
Wikipedia: Hollandaise sauce
Hollandaise sauce (/hɒlənˈdeɪz/ or /ˈhɒləndeɪz/; French: [ʔɔ.lɑ̃.dɛz]), formerly also called Dutch sauce, is an emulsion of egg yolk, melted butter, water and lemon juice (or a white wine or vinegar reduction). It is usually seasoned with salt, and white pepper or cayenne pepper.
 
Hollandaise is one of the five mother sauces in French cuisine. It is well known as a key ingredient of eggs Benedict, and is often served on vegetables such as steamed asparagus.
             
16 March 1977, Tampa (FL) Times, “There’s a new kind of hotel that offers bloom and board” by Charlie Robins, Baylife, pg. 1-B, col. 3:
I suppose there might be a market for nationally franchised chains of hotels or motels, where ailing plants could take the cure at a Wiltin’ Hilton, or a fun-loving pet asparagus could hit the sauce at a Hollandise Inn.
 
21 October 1979, St. Petersburg (FL) Times, “Laughing matter: Consider the possibilities of mergers in the food business” by The St. Petersburg Times Comedy Committee, CityPlus, pg. 2, col. 2:
How about a hotel chain for gourmets—Hollandaise Inn?
 
2 September 1999, Atlanta (GA) Journal-Constitution, “From Our Readers” by Betty Parham, pg. H2, col. 3:
When you go out, what do you eat? “Stone crabs and anything with hollandaise sauce. My idea of a great restaurant would be one called the ‘Hollandaise Inn.’ “
 
Twitter
Steven Kay
@kream
If you need me ill be at the Hollandaise Inn. Its getting real saucy in here. Don’t egg me on.
9:06 PM - 27 Mar 2009
 
Twitter 
Kevin Murphy
@kwmurphy
Replying to @jonathancoulton
@jonathancoulton There’s a Hollandaise Inn up on Fifth and Cheddar…
1:45 PM - 17 Jul 2009
   
Twitter
☀ ✌Teresa D. Lee 🌺
@euphoriafish
Hollandaise Inn #saucyfilms
5:31 PM - 19 Jan 2010
       
Twitter 
Daniel Kramer
@Dbkramer
The best hotel for an asparagus to stay at is the Hollandaise Inn.
5:48 AM - 27 Jun 2010
 
Twitter 
Eric D
@beerandpork
Friends: I’m going to start a budget bed & breakfast (a bb&b, btw) and call it The Hollandaise Inn. We will have Soufflays Potato Chips.
5:14 PM - 22 Dec 2012
 
Twitter
Michael McGannon
@TannerStages
Dutch owned hotel chain with quality breakfast fare: Hollandaise Inn.  Book it.
12:30 AM - 30 Sep 2013
 
Twitter
B≡NT ϟHΔP≡S
@bentshapes
feeling like an egg, been driving all day long, better pull over and stay at a Hollandaise Inn
12:49 AM - 26 Nov 2013 from Iowa, USA
 
Twitter
Bill
@BrocusPocus
What do you call a hotel that offers a breakfast of Eggs Benedict?
A Hollandaise Inn.
Thanks folks. I’m here til Tuesday.
1:23 PM - 15 Dec 2014
       
Twitter
santino argenti
@tomdeets
Q: where do eggs stay on vacation?
A: hollandaise inn
....
9:11 PM - 11 Jun 2015 from Lorain, OH
 
Twitter
Gretchen Eng
@GretchenEng
“Where does hollandaise sauce come from?”
“I think from a famous hotel-?”
“YEAH the HOLLANDAISE INN”- Dad
10:29 AM - 29 Apr 2018
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
What did the eggs Benedict name the hotel that it opened? (self.dadjokes)
submitted May 15, 2018 by totmur
Hollandaise Inn