“What did I get for Christmas? Fat. I got fat”

“What did I get for Christmas? Fat. I got fat” is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. “Knows what i’m getting for christmas: fat” was posted on Twitter by Thomas Kay Valentine on December 25, 2009. “I know what I’m getting for Christmas! Fat. Apparently” was posted on Twitter by Lia on December 24, 2010.
 
“‘What did you get for christmas?—fat’ #HolidayWeightGain” was posted on Twitter by Rica Facundo on December 28, 2011. “What did i get for christmas? fat. #happyholidays” was posted on Twitter by Paola Modesto on December 28, 2011.
 
“Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat” was posted on Twitter by Zuleni! ™ on December 25, 2012.
     
     
Twitter
Thomas Kay Valentine
@TravelValNT
knows what i’m getting for christmas: fat.
4:32 PM - 25 Dec 2009
   
Twitter
Lia
@Aerissa
I know what I’m getting for Christmas! 
Fat. 
Apparently.
10:35 AM - 24 Dec 2010
 
Twitter
Rica Facundo
@senorica
“What did you get for christmas?—fat” #HolidayWeightGain
6:07 AM - 28 Dec 2011
   
Twitter
Paola Modesto
@paolamandaa
what did i get for christmas? fat. #happyholidays
11:12 PM - 28 Dec 2011
   
Twitter
Facebook.com
@ShitMikeySays9
Ya know what I got for Christmas?! Fat, I got fat.. #hugedinnerprobs
9:08 PM - 25 Dec 2012
   
Twitter
Muaah . .  ✌
@DhatGirlAmazing
Wanna know what I got for Christmas ? Fat . I got fat .
10:12 PM - 25 Dec 2012
   
Twitter
Zuleni! ™
@kjflores95
Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
10:13 PM - 25 Dec 2012
 
28 December 2015, Dominion Post (Wellington, New Zealand), “Pet of the Day,” pg. A15:
Tiggy has eaten more in the past two three days than she did in the previous fortnight. “You know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.”
   
YourTango
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November 17, 2017
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16. Fat but happy.
You know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
   
Romper
15 Hilarious Christmas Facebook Captions That Really Sum Up The Holidays
By Kristin Manna
Dec 5 2017
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3. “You know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.”
Christmas is the time of year where every indulgence is worth it, and don’t worry, you look ah-may-zing as always.
 
Twitter
Ugly People Problems
@Ugly_PeopIe
“what did you get for christmas?”
fat
10:00 PM - 15 Sep 2018