“Sometimes I text and drive. I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk”

“Sometimes I text while I’m driving.  I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk. #sickipedia” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on September 22, 2013. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website and has been printed on several images.
 
“Sometimes I text and drive. I know it’s dangerous but I do stupid things when I’m drunk”—with slightly different phrasing—was posted on Twitter by Cwaasey Edrd Martz on September 25, 2013.
 
   
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@WezClark
Sometimes I text while I’m driving.
I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk 😉
9:55 AM · Sep 22, 2013·Facebook
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Sometimes I text while I’m driving.  I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk.
#sickipedia
10:20 AM · Sep 22, 2013·Twitter Web Client
   
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Casey Edward Martz🥀
@CaseyEMartz
Sometimes I text and drive. I know it’s dangerous but I do stupid things when I’m drunk.
5:26 PM · Sep 25, 2013·Twitter for Android
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Sometimes I text while I’m driving.  I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk.
2:19 PM · Apr 1, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
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Echatend Rebels
@ScollarsCoin
Sometimes I text and drive. I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk.
11:07 AM · Aug 20, 2014·Twitter for Android
   
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Elaine Geigel
@Puppytoes75
Sometimes I text and drive. I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk. http://itunes.apple.com/app/id892525499?at=11lv8V&ct=LMAO
2:43 PM · Nov 5, 2014·iOS
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/gladhandz November 17, 2019
Sometimes I text and drive,
I know it’s very dangerous but I do stupid things when I’m drunk.