“People who don’t drink coffee are like, ‘Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my nothing’”

Many people insist, “Don’t talk to me until after I’ve had my morning coffee.” What about a person who doesn’t drink coffee? “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee. Also, I don’t drink coffee” is a jocular saying.
 
This was posted on X/Twitter by Mark on January 31, 2026:
 
“People that don’t drink coffee are like don’t talk to me until I’ve had my nothing.”
 
“People who don’t drink coffee are like, ‘Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my nothing’” was posted on Facebook by Jessica Scott on February 1, 2026.
 
 
X/Twitter
Mark
@AgingRanchHand
People that don’t drink coffee are like don’t talk to me until I’ve had my nothing
9:43 AM · Jan 31, 2026
 
Facebook
Jessica Scott
February 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM ·
People who don’t drink coffee are like, “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my nothing.”