“If you get lost in the woods, find a possum and follow it. You’ll be in the middle of the road”

Possums are often found dead in the middle of the road. A joke was posted on Facebook by Dean Young on January 26, 2020:
     
“If you get lost in the woods
Find a possom, follow it.
You will be in the middle of a road in no time.”
   
         
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Dean Young
January 26, 2020 ·
If you get lost in the woods
Find a possom, follow it.
You will be in the middle of a road in no time
 
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Kimberly Wright
January 26, 2020 ·
If you get lost in the woods, find a possum and follow it.
You will be in the middle of a road in no time.
😁
 
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Graber
@lil_kleetus
If you get lost in the woods find a possum and follow it, you’ll be in the middle of the road in no time.
9:15 PM · Jan 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Douglas Dotson
@tipfromdad
If you get lost in the woods find a possum and follow it you’ll be in the middle of the road in no time.
#tipsfromdad
8:57 AM · Jan 28, 2020·Twitter for Android
   
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Zod
@shaun_life
If you get lost in the woods
Find a possum, follow it
You will be in the middle of the road in no time.
9:56 AM · Jan 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
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👊🏻Bramley the Manly👊🏻
@bramleythemanly
If you get lost in the #woods, find a #possum and follow it. You’ll be in the middle of the road in no time!
#WordsOfWisdom
3:33 PM · Jan 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Bama’S Outdoors
@BamaOutdoors
If you get lost in the woods, find a possum and follow it. You’ll be in the middle of the road in no time.
3:49 PM · Jan 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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♤𝕱𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝕸𝖊𝖝𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖓♤
@Lino_Montana
Sound advice:
If your lost in the woods, find a possum and follow it.
You’ll be in the middle of the road in no time.
#fullmetaladvice
3:52 PM · Feb 1, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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Crazy World
August 12, 2020 ·
If your lost in the woods, find a possum and follow it. You’ll be in the middle of the road in no time.