“If driven carefully, please report stolen” (bumper sticker)

“If driven carefully, please report stolen” is a jocular bumper sticker saying on many vehicles. “Seen on back of white van: ‘If driven carefully, please report as stolen’” was posted on Twitter by Andy Mabbett on June 17, 2008.
       
 
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Andy Mabbett
@pigsonthewing
Seen on back of white van: “If driven carefully, please report as stolen”
6:18 AM - 17 Jun 2008
   
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Paul Burke
@PABBYuk
Spotted scraped in the muck on the back of a wagon earlier: “If driven carefully, please report stolen”. It made me chuckle anyway.
1:45 PM - 4 Nov 2011
   
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Baba Adriel
@Eghnosaint
If driven carefully
Please report stolen.
11:59 AM - 18 Apr 2017
 
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Liana Morris
@love_candymost
This Jeep has a bumper sticker that says if driven carefully please report stolen. I need it 😂
12:02 PM - 6 Oct 2017
 
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Mike Adams
@_MikeAdams
Banged up boy racer Skoda with the bumper sticker ‘if driven carefully please report stolen’ 🤢🤢 thats absolute plenty
5:23 PM - 12 Mar 2018