“If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall”
Many shopping malls have Santa Claus displays for Christmas. “‘Santa isn’t real’ ok, I literally saw him at the mall” is a joke.
“GOD IT SEEMS if you`ve seen one santa ..you`ve seen them MALL ...grrrrrrrrr” was posted on Facebook by Matt Vaccaro Sr. on December 18, 2014. “RT @daemonic3: If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall” (the original tweet is no longer available) was posted on X/Twitter by Dee on December 21, 2014. “If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall” was posted on X/Twitter by Grey Feathers on December 23, 2014. “If you have seen one santa….you have seen the mall” was posted on Facebook by Eddi Kreg Anderson on December 23, 2014. “If you’ve seen one Santa you’ve seen the mall” was posted on Facebook by Thor Eric Paulson on December 25, 2016. “Seen a/the mall” is a pun for “seen them all.”
Similar jokes include “If you’ve seen one bear attack, you’ve seen a maul,” “Once you’ve seen one rugby joke, you’ve seen a maul” and “When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.”
Facebook
Matt Vaccaro Sr.
December 18, 2014 at 2:29 PM ·
GOD IT SEEMS if you`ve seen one santa ..you`ve seen them MALL ...grrrrrrrrr
X/Twitter
Dee
@alexdelrivero
DAMN RT @daemonic3: If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall.
11:12 PM · Dec 21, 2014
X/Twitter
Grey Feathers
@BirdBrain_01
If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall.
12:55 AM · Dec 23, 2014
Facebook
Eddi Kreg Anderson
December 23, 2014 at 10:03 AM ·
If you have seen one santa….you have seen the mall.
Facebook
Michael Townley
December 24, 2014 at 2:20 PM ·
If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall.
Facebook
Ziggy Doofenshmirtz
December 24, 2014 at 2:40 PM ·
If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall 🎅🎅🎅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎅🎅🎅
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Mike Lee
December 14, 2015 at 9:30 PM ·
If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall.
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Matt Vaccaro Sr.
December 20, 2015 at 7:49 AM ·
hmmmm i guess if you seen one santa you`ve seen them mall 😕
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Annette Lindquist
December 18, 2016 at 2:30 PM · Hootsuite ·
If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall.
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Thor Eric Paulson
December 25, 2016 at 11:05 PM ·
If you’ve seen one Santa
you’ve seen the mall
Facebook
Janet Melchert Sarbaugh Parker
December 23, 2017 at 11:25 AM ·
If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall!!
Facebook
104.7 Birmingham’s WZZK
December 20, 2018 at 5:45 PM ·
If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall. 🙂 ~ Craig
X/Twitter
Sparkn Zerps ⚡
@cryptokylefrank
If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall 😆
Question for all of you outside the U.S. Do you have mall Santa’s too? Just curious..
#xrpjokeoftheday #xrparmy #xrp #xrpcommunity #dadjoke
11:48 AM · Dec 18, 2021
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Ryan Gosling 🦊
@FOX152
If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall.
10:43 AM · Dec 23, 2021
X/Twitter
Todd Probus
@tprobus
If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall.
4:37 PM · Dec 24, 2021
X/Twitter
Sparkn Zerps ⚡
@cryptokylefrank
If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall 😆
9:37 AM · Jan 2, 2022
X/Twitter
Haley Coomes
@Haley_Coomes
It took practically all year, but I finally have a day from my #dadjokes calendar worth tweeting about.
If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen the mall. 🎅
11:43 AM · Dec 14, 2022
X/Twitter
Jason Crayton
@Fridaythe13th77
@Dadsaysjokes iif you’ve seen one Santa you’ve seen the mall
4:49 PM · Dec 15, 2022
X/Twitter
EyesOnMemphisTigers
@EyesOfTigerFan
If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall.
1:33 PM · Dec 22, 2022
Facebook
Bryan Ness
November 10, 2024 at 1:30 PM ·
If you’ve seen one Santa you’ve seen the mall.
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Warren Cain
November 24, 2024 at 7:06 AM ·
Mornin all. Dad joke for today; If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen the mall.