“I saw a sign on the train saying, ‘Please give this seat to an elderly person’” (joke)
Some seats on buses and trains—usually those near the exits—are suggested for the elderly and disabled. A joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on June 2, 2013:
“Saw a sign on the train saying ‘please give this seat to an elderly person’ so i unscrewed it and took it to my grandads house.”
The joke was originally posted on the Sickipedia website.
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robert adamantmad
@AdamAntLatest
Saw a sign on the train saying “please give this seat to an elderly person” so i unscrewed it and took it to my grandads house
7:32 AM - 2 Jun 2013
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Sickipedia Official
@sickipedia
Saw a sign on the train saying “please give this seat to an elderly person” so i unscrewed it and took it to my grandads house.
7:33 AM - 2 Jun 2013
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Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
Saw a sign on the train saying “please give this seat to an elderly person"so i unscrewed it a… http://bit.ly/14kGg9e via @sickipedia
7:46 AM - 2 Jun 2013
23 October 2013, Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland), “Well, it is public transport” by Tam Cowan, pg. 13:
ON the bus last week, my pal saw a sign that said: “Please give this seat to an elderly person.”
So he unscrewed it and took it to his granny’s house.
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What is wrong with you?
A collection of my Facebook status updates
By Kevin Shadow-Walker
Lulu Press (Lulu.com)
2017
Pg. 45:
Saw a sign on the train saying “please give this seat to an elderly person” so i unscrewed it and took it to my granddads house.
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Your Village Head
@itsLachi
Saw a sign on the train saying, “Please give this seat to an elderly person.”
Can i unscrew it and take it to my Grandfather’s house??????.
🙋🙎
10:45 AM - 29 Dec 2018
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🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
I saw a sign on the train saying “Please give this seat to an elderly person”.
So I unscrewed it and took it round to my granddads house…
5:26 AM - 17 Mar 2019