"I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff…

There’s an irony that people use a driver’s license to buy alcohol. “I mostly use my driver’s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on June 24, 2016. “I mostly use my driver’s license to purchase things that impair my ability to drive” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on August 10, 2017.

“If you’re not meant to drink and drive, then why do you need a driver’s license to buy alcohol?” is a related saying.

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
I mostly use my driver’s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
submitted June 24, 2016 by mozezus

Twitter
RandomFun!
@RandomFun_
I mostly use my driver’s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
8:17 PM - 23 Jun 2016 (This was posted after the above.—ed.)

Twitter
C.
@KeepItCB
just-shower-thoughts: I mostly use my driver’s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive. https://tmblr.co/ZsAnWp28L5niJ
8:28 PM - 23 Jun 2016

Twitter
Teacloc
@Teacloc
I find it ironic that I use my driver’s license mainly to purchase items which impair my ability to drive
6:08 PM - 6 Aug 2016

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
I mostly use my driver’s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive..
submitted December 9, 2016 by -Cloudyy

Twitter
AtariJones 👨🏽‍💻
@Atari_Jones
I use my driver’s license to mainly buy things that impair my ability to drive.
7:28 PM - 14 Jun 2017

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
I mostly use my driver’s license to purchase things that impair my ability to drive
submitted August 10, 2017 by jr1477