"I know you shouldn't text and drive but…

You shouldn’t text while driving. Texting before driving is a different story. A joke is:

“I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.”

The joke was posted by “some people call me” on Twitter on July 8, 2011.

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some people call me
‏@MauriceBlitz
I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
9:25 PM - 8 Jul 2011

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THOMAS FISS
‏@thomasfiss
I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive. —Shall we discuss this?
4:50 AM - 12 Jul 2011

TJSHome.com
I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts today, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
←Rate | 09-01-2011 12:52 by Marshall the Great

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I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.

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Bill Murray
‏@BiIIMurray
I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
3:30 PM - 7 Jan 2017

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Insurance Advisor
‏@davidsthompson
I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts today, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
5:12 PM - 12 Jan 2017

“I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay”