“I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it”

A pun about speed bumps has made many images:
 
“I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.”
 
“I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but I’m getting over it slowly…” was cited on Twitter on July 2, 2012.
 
     
Twitter
KDTone
‏@Say__WhatsReal
Life has alot of speed bumps but if you take your time getting over it you won’t get fucked up during the ride #tsmithflow
9:02 PM - 28 Jun 2011
 
Twitter
OGKOSMIK ™
‏@MileHighBriann
All Obstacles In Your Path Are Simply Speed Bumps In The Road. So Slow Down And Take Your Time Getting Over It.
1:19 PM - 14 Jun 2012
 
Twitter
Donnie Brasco
‏@CornellWedge
I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but I’m getting over it slowly…
9:46 AM - 2 Jul 2012
 
Twitter
erik atienza
‏@eriktedder
I have a fear of speed bumps.
But I am slowly getting over it.
3:27 PM - 2 Jul 2012
 
Twitter
Manny Haber
‏@mannyhaber
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
8:06 AM - 3 Jul 2012
 
Facebook
Epic Statuses
July 6, 2012 ·
I have a fear of speed bumps but I’m slowly getting over it.
 
WeKnowMemes
I Have A Fear Of Speed Bumps…
Posted on April 17, 2013
I have a fear of speed bumps… Lame Pun Coon
   
Google Books
Reader’s Digest Funny Family Jokes:
Something for Everyone from Age 9 to 99
By Editors at Reader’s Digest
White Plains, NY: THe Reader’s Digest Association
2014
Pg. ?:
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
@RICKCOUCHMAN
 
reddit
I have a fear of speed bumps… (self.Jokes)
submitted November 2, 2014 by Saul-goodman-
...I’m slowly getting over it.