“I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage, but I can park anywhere”

UPS delivery drivers get plenty of parking tickets, but the vehicles are still often parked where regular cars cannot. A joke is:
 
“I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage, but I can park anywhere.”
   
“I wanna buy a UPS truck. Not for the color, or the cargo space. Its so I can park anywhere. #ZING” was posted on Twitter on October 4, 2010. “I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere” was posted on Twitter on June 14, 2013.
 
     
Twitter
I Shoot…‏
@MisterRoly
I wanna buy a UPS truck. Not for the color, or the cargo space. Its so I can park anywhere. #ZING
3:38 PM - 4 Oct 2010
 
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Wendy Liebman‏
@WendyLiebman
I’m getting a used UPS truck so I can park anywhere.
12:39 AM - 24 Oct 2010
 
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David Freidel‏
@DAVIDfrEiDEL
i should just get a ups truck so i can park anywhere
12:00 PM - 28 Feb 2011
 
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marty novak‏
@MoonPieMarty
Got a used UPS truck. Hate the color. Very big and boxy. But hey, I can park anywhere!
9:46 PM - 12 Jun 2011
 
Twitter
Try The Veal‏
@TylerLinkin
I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere.
12:24 PM - 14 Jun 2013
 
Funny Status
I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage…
April 14, 2014 Silly Status Updates
I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage but I can park anywhere.
 
Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage but I can park anywhere.
4:15 PM - 26 May 2017