“High blood pressure implies the existence of high crip pressure”
The Bloods and the Crips are rival street gangs.
“RT @Elle_Boogz: Giving me high blood pressure 😠>high crip pressure” was posted on X/Twitter by Miranda Baely on October 2, 2012. “@CuhCuhCuh: i didnt wanna say high crip pressure cuhz crips never get under pressure cuh” was posted on X/Twitter by #Clan47 on November 27, 2012. “When the Dr. says that you have high blood pressure, don’t correct them by saying ‘high crip pressure’. You’re taking gang banging too far” was posted on X/Twitter by Freedom or Nothing on January 22, 2013. “high blood pressure implies the existence of high crip pressure” was posted on X/Twitter by trap dad on March 1, 2024.
“Blood oranges imply the existence of Crip oranges” is a related joke.
Wikipedia: Crips
The Crips are an alliance of street gangs that is based in the coastal regions of Southern California. Founded in Los Angeles, California, in 1969, mainly by Raymond Washington and Stanley Williams, the Crips began as an alliance between two autonomous gangs, and developed into a loosely connected network of individual “sets”, often engaged in open warfare with one another.
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Miranda Baely
@Elle_Boogz
And you say dumb shit like this and i cant rake???? RT @ItWa5Written: RT @Elle_Boogz: Giving me high blood pressure 😠>high crip pressure
11:51 PM · Oct 2, 2012
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#Clan47
@Zaykk47_
Tru ..”@CuhCuhCuh: i didnt wanna say high crip pressure cuhz crips never get under pressure cuh”
12:59 AM · Nov 27, 2012
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Freedom or Nothing
@Every1HasAGift
When the Dr. says that you have high blood pressure, don’t correct them by saying ‘high crip pressure’.
You’re taking gang banging too far.
5:37 PM · Jan 22, 2013
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Myq (Parenthetical) Kaplan
@myqkaplan
i have low blood pressure but high crip pressure.
12:05 PM · Apr 26, 2016
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Splash
@KobiSplash
My cousin called me to tell me he has high blood pressure but says “I got high crip pressure” 💀😂💀😂😂
9:30 PM · Jul 30, 2017
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❄️
@Rae_Von
“you ever had high crip pressure?” 😭😭😭😭😭
9:25 PM · Apr 12, 2021
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J-NYINGZ
@Brothermvn
This why I’m a crips fan, you ain’t never heard someone collapsed of crips clots or high crips pressure. It’s always blood blood.
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Daily Loud
@DailyLoud
Jul 25, 2023
Tori Kelly in hospital after collapsing. Doctors Reportedly discovered blood clots. 🙏
9:23 AM · Jul 25, 2023
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trap dad
@dude_gang
high blood pressure implies the existence of high crip pressure
10:43 PM · Mar 1, 2024