“I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped in dog shit…” (joke)

A joke—cited in pint since at least 1991—has a man walking on the sidewalk when he slips on dog shit. He gets up, and then another person slips on the same dog shit. “I just did that!” the man says. He gets punched, the joke being that the other person thought he was referring to making the mess on the sidewalk.
 
           
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[JOKE] A poor joke
Dac Khoa DOAN
Oct 26, 1991, 2:40:41 PM
The joke is not mine but heard from a friend.
A man walks into a pub and since he is very thirsty he decides to head over to the bar in order to request a pint of shandy. In the middle of the floor was a medium sized packet that someone’s dog had left there earlier in the day and the unfortunate chap slipped on this and fell on his arse.
 
A few minutes later a large man walked into the pub and while heading towards the bar he too slipped on the dog’s packet.
 
“I just did that” the first man said.
 
The big man hit him.
 
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IRISH JOKE(S)
cjo93
Mar 23, 1994, 7:19:13 PM
(...)
On his way to the pub, Paddy is walking along
and he slips in some dog shit, and goes arse
over tits. He stands up and wipes himself
down, when an Englishman comes out of
the pub and slips in the shit.
“I just did that!” says Paddy.
 
“You dirty ba****d” The Englishman says taking a swipe at him.
 
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I DID THAT
G.P.
May 29, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
A little guy walks into a bar and slips on some dog shit on the way in. He
knocks over a couple of chairs, then stands up, dusts himself down and sits
at the bar and orders a beer.
A while later a big guy walks in and slips on the same dog shit and wipes
out a table and 5 chairs, stand up cursing out loud and walks to the bar
and sits next to the little guy and orders a beer. The little guy laughs
and says ” I just did that”.
The big guy then beat the shit out of him.
 
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@SitDownClub
I slipped on some dog shit today and hit the deck.Then an old lady did the same thing.I said, “I just did that”.She said, “You dirty pig”.
9:37 PM · Feb 15, 2010
 
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Rolf Lund
@RolfLund
I slipped in some dog shit . As i was getting up, an old lady did the same thing. I said, “I just did that”. She said, “You dirty cunt
11:04 AM · Aug 27, 2011
   
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❌michael millers❌
@mikefatmillers1
I was walking when I slipped in dog shit A minute later some guy did the same.
I said to him"I just did that.”
So he punched me in the face
2:05 AM · Feb 5, 2012 from Seven Corners, VA
 
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D owen
@daxowen
I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped in dog poo.
A minute later, some guy did exactly the same thing. I said to him, “I just did that.” So, he punched me in the face and called me a dirty b******
2:23 AM · Dec 6, 2017
 
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@ShitJokes
I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped in dog shit.
A minute later, some guy did exactly the same.
I said to him, “I just did that!”
So he punched me in the face and called me a dirty bastard!
2:59 AM · May 15, 2018
   
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[deleted]—June 23, 2019
I was walking along a pavement when I slipped on dog shit..
..seconds later I saw another man do the same thing and fall down. As I helped him up I said “I just did that!”
 
He punched me in the face and called me a “dirty bastard!”
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped in dog shit.
A minute later, some guy did exactly the same.
I said to him, “I just did that.”
So he punched me in the face and called me a dirty bastard.
1:33 PM · May 2, 2021
 
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@jokesuk
I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped in dog shit.
A minute later, some guy did exactly the same.
I said to him, “I just did that!”
So he punched me in the face and called me a dirty bastard!
3:02 AM · May 31, 2023