"I trust gas station sushi more than I trust the…

“I trust gas station sushi move than I trust the government” is a saying that has been printed on many images. Sushi is a high-priced item that must be served fresh, and these are qualities not normally found at a gas station. “Things I trust more than government #10382: Dollar Tree Lobster” is a similar saying that has been printed on many images. Lobster is usually expensive—a product that one would not expect to find in a dollar store (at least not in any type of quality). The sayings mean that the speaker has very little trust in government.

A list of “Things I trust more than Barack Obama” including “gas station sushi” was posted on X/Twitter by Right2Liberty🇺🇸🐿️🛸👽 on February 17, 2015. “Things I trust more than the government: gas station sushi, used heroin needles, emails from Nigerian princes” was posted on X/Twitter by Alexander the Great on January 10, 2017. “Things I trust more than our government: Gas station sushi…” was posted on Facebook by Bonnie Lugo on July 21, 2018.

“I trust gas station sushi more than the government” was posted on X/Twitter by Rob from Jersey on April 6, 2020. “I trust Gas station sushi more than i trust government” was posted on X/Twitter by Viktor🥃🔔 on July 13, 2020. “I trust gas station sushi more than I trust the government” (also shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Hidalgo County GOP on April 29, 2024.

“Things I trust more than government #10882: Dollar Tree Lobster” was posted on X/Twitter by David Covey on December 17, 2020. This image was posted on iFunny on November 1, 2021.

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Right2Liberty🇺🇸🐿️🛸👽
@Right2Liberty
This can be expanded to “Things I Trust More Than the Government in General”.
(A list of “Things I trust more than Barack Obama” includes “gas station sushi.”—ed.)
3:48 PM · Feb 17, 2015

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Alexander the Great
@RightWingWeirdo
Things I trust more than the government: gas station sushi, used heroin needles, emails from Nigerian princes.
10:23 PM · Jan 10, 2017

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Bonnie Lugo
July 21, 2018 at 5:35 PM ·
Rob Fisher:
“Things I trust more than our government: Gas station sushi…”

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A30156
@a30156
Hell,. I trust gas station sushi more than I trust government. https://x.com/Lady_Red_2/status/981469591376355328
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11:38 AM · Apr 4, 2018

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WAID Paranormal
@waidparanormal
I trust gas station sushi made from romaine lettuce more than I trust the government.
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6:36 PM · Nov 27, 2018

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LibertarianJesus
@LibertarianJes2
I trust 3 week old sushi made with Romaine lettuce from a gas station bathroom dispenser more than government.
1:37 PM · Feb 10, 2019

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Erase the State
May 4, 2019 at 7:16 PM ·
Things I trust more than government
(“GAS STATION SUSHI” is one of the choices.—ed.)

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Jason Voelker
@JasonVoelker1
Things I trust more than the government:
Tapwater from Flint Michigan
A daycare run by Casey Anthony
Sushi from a gas station
Cocktails with Bill Cosby
1:39 PM · Sep 29, 2019

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Rob from Jersey
@NewJersey_Rob
I trust gas station sushi more than the government.
1:18 PM · Apr 6, 2020

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Viktor🥃🔔
@Viktor4Liberty
I trust Gas station sushi more than i trust government
6:11 PM · Jul 13, 2020

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Mr.Fomo
@noncapitalism
I trust gas station sushi more than I trust American government.
10:46 PM · Nov 9, 2020

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David Covey
@CoveyTX
Things I trust more than government #10882:
Dollar Tree Lobster
@JoshuaWDelano
9:57 AM · Dec 17, 2020

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Linda Yaccarino
@mediamonarchy
Things I trust more than government: Dollar Store lobster
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Linda Yaccarino
@mediamonarchy
Dec 26, 2020
Replying to @BernieSanders
I trust Col. Sanders more than Berndawg, and the Col’s a phactory pharm phood whore
10:10 PM · Dec 26, 2020

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𓆏 Vincent Von Doomer 𓆏
@YoVince
Things you trust more than the Government. I’ll start it off:
Dollar Tree Lobster Egg Roll
12:39 AM · Jan 10, 2021

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Kerry L.
@kerrybehave
I trust gas station Sushi more than the government.
8:32 PM · Mar 2, 2021

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Joey Carona
July 8, 2021 at 9:43 AM ·
Comment below.
Things you trust more than our government!
I’ll start.
Gas station sushi!

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mads ♡
@madsmadslol
i trust dollar tree lobster more than the government
10:56 AM · Jul 11, 2021

iFunny
retrohead
1 nov 2021
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Ben Kolb
@ben_kolb
I trust gas station sushi more than I trust the government
8:36 AM · Nov 18, 2021

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Joe Knowlton
@thebigape81
I trust gas station sushi more than I trust our government.
8:13 AM · Apr 2, 2022

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Minka Odysseus
@mommygoblin95
I trust gas station sushi more than I trust the government.
3:24 PM · Sep 21, 2022

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Paulie the…
@Filthy_Heathen
I trust gas station sushi on sale more than the government.
1:10 AM · Dec 21, 2022

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Kenny Benzing
@KennyBenzing
I trust gas station sushi more than I trust the government
11:35 PM · Dec 21, 2022

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Christy 💕🇨🇦🇺🇸
@Christy4Change
I trust gas station sushi more than I trust the government.
12:23 AM · Jan 15, 2023

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The Sasqualogist
@TheSasqualogist
Things I trust more than the federal government. Gas station sushi
4:55 PM · Oct 1, 2023 from Lafayette, CO·

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3D Printed Creations
@3dcreations_
Things I trust more than the Government:
Mexican tap water
Gas station sushi
A fart after taco bell
This is not an exhaustive list
5:32 PM · Feb 27, 2024
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iFunny
PerturbedEye00
11 apr 2024
Ings I trust more than the government #10382: Dollar Tree Lobster RES

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Heatherheather007
@LibertyValkyrie
I trust gas station sushi that’s been sitting in Texas heat in July…MORE than the United States Government.
6:15 AM · Apr 13, 2024

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Hidalgo County GOP
April 29, 2024 at 11:18 AM ·
I trust gas station sushi more than I trust the government. 😒🤪😖
#MemeMonday #VoteRight #LeadRight #Trump2024
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)

Facebook
Crab Rangoon Memes
July 17, 2024 at 8:14 PM ·
Things I trust more than the government: dollar store crab rangoon

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Kirk Brown
@The_Kirk_Brown
I trust gas station sushi in the middle of summer from Alabama more than I trust the federal government
4:35 PM · Aug 22, 2024

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δcoτlαηd Iη Amεricα 🔱
@ScotlandSword
Things I trust MORE than our government:
• Gas station sushi 🍣
• pathological liars
• used car salesmen
• condoms with holes in them
• Democrats not to cheat or lie
• RINOs not to pretend
1:59 PM · Aug 23, 2024

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z3thary
@z3thary1
Things I trust more than the US. Government,
1. Water from Flint michigan
2. Baby sitting service ran by Casey Anthony
3. Gas station sushi
4. A little league football team coached by Jerry Sandusky…
4:01 PM · Aug 23, 2024
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Killuminati_A.I.
@EnkiEa1776
Things I trust more than the Government:
•Gas station Hot dogs & Sushi
•Bill Cosby as my bartender
•Casey Anthony as my babysitter
•The Diddler as my cameraman
•Rob Reiner as my dietician
•A suspicious package from Hillary
•A Boeing emergency door
•AOC doing math
10:21 AM · Oct 6, 2024

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Lloyd Legalist
@LloydLegalist
Things I trust more than the government #10382:
Dollar Tree Lobster
1:17 PM · Dec 13, 2024

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Kevin Spellman
@KevinSpell94712
I trust gas station sushi more than I trust our government. Biden crime syndicate! We, the American people, deserve better.
6:17 AM · Dec 15, 2024

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Real_Irving_Babbitt
@irv_babbitt
Things I trust more than government #10382:
*Dollar Tree Lobster*
10:41 AM · Dec 16, 2024