“Honk if one of my kids flies out” (bumper sticker)

“Honk if a kid falls out” (or “Honk if the kids fall out” or “Honk if one of my kids flies out” or “Honk if a kid fell out”) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. “Best bumper sticker today: honk if the kids fall out. Hahaha” was posted on Twitter by Sharon Buckland on April 28, 2009. “Bumpersticker of the day: Honk if kids fall out” was posted on Twitter by Blast Of Reality on August 12, 2010.
   
“Octomom is in front of me. Her bumper sticker says honk if one of my kids fall out. LOVE IT” was posted on Twitter by Viva La Crap on March 25, 2010. “Just saw a liscense plate frame that says, ‘honk if a kid falls out.’  awesome” was posted on Twitter by Kelly Lowery on January 11, 2011. 
 
“Was behind this van that was loaded w/bumper stickers, one said ‘Honk if one of the kids flies out!’” was posted on Twitter by McC on April 30, 2010. “Bumper sticker I just saw ’ honk if a kid flies out’” was posted on Twitter by Scott Harmon on November 18, 2010. “Honk if one of my kids flies off the flatbed #BumperStickersForBadParents” was posted on Twitter by 2Camelshumping on December 15, 2017. “‘Honk if one of my kids flies out!’ – bumper sticker” was printed in The Advertiser (Adelaide, Australia) on September 6, 2018.
 
“Someone just drove by us with a bumper sticker ‘honk if a kid fell out’” was posted on Twitter by Elearoar on September 5, 2013. “Favorite bumper sticker of the day: ‘Honk if kids fell out’” was posted on Twitter by Kayla Tomlin on July 25, 2016.
   
       
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Sharon Buckland
@sharonthekiwi
Best bumper sticker today: honk if the kids fall out. Hahaha
4:51 PM - 28 Apr 2009
   
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Luigi Cappel
@BluesBro
http://twitpic.com/c89zp Honk if the kids fall out, or not lol
3:11 AM - 31 Jul 2009
 
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Viva La Crap
@vivalacrap
Octomom is in front of me. Her bumper sticker says honk if one of my kids fall out. LOVE IT.
7:22 PM - 25 Mar 2010
         
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McC
@Should_BWorking
Was behind this van that was loaded w/bumper stickers, one said “Honk if one of the kids flies out!”  ♥
11:11 AM - 30 Apr 2010
 
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Blast Of Reality
@BlastOfReality
Bumpersticker of the day: Honk if kids fall out.
2:51 PM - 12 Aug 2010
 
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Scott Harmon
@sburtonh
Bumper sticker I just saw ” honk if a kid flies out”
4:42 PM - 18 Nov 2010
   
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Jordan Manley
@SnareJordan1
“Honk If Kids Fall Out”. Really? #bumpersticker
12:52 PM - 21 Dec 2010
   
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Kelly Lowery
@kellydlowery
Just saw a liscense plate frame that says, ‘honk if a kid falls out.’  awesome.
3:35 PM - 11 Jan 2011
   
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Adventures
@in_expatland
@Miss_Neriss Our neighbor’s Babboe has a bumper sticker that reads ‘Honk if a kid falls out’, lol!
7:24 AM - 5 Sep 2011
     
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Alex Lomeli
@awexlomeli
Some lady’s license plate said “honk if a kid flies out” hahahaha that’s terrible.
6:20 PM - 10 Sep 2012
 
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Mark Thomas Smith
@markTsmith33
I seen a minivan earlier this week with a sticker that said, “Honk if a kid falls out.” Now that’s my kind of AMERICA!
1:46 AM - 24 Jun 2013
 
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Elearoar
@EleanorHaase
Someone just drove by us with a bumper sticker “honk if a kid fell out”
7:15 PM - 5 Sep 2013
 
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Kerrin Flynn
@KerrinFlynn
Lmfao I just saw a bumper sticker that said “honk if a kid fell out”
1:00 PM - 22 Nov 2013
     
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Sabrina Macchio
@SabbyMach
#honkifakidfellout #rapevan
9:00 AM - 10 Jun 2014
 
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Kayla Tomlin 🤙🏽
@Kaymasterr
Favorite bumper sticker of the day: “Honk if kids fell out” 😂😂😂😂
9:00 AM - 25 Jul 2016
   
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Performance LF
@PerformanceLF
A laugh for your monday morning. #honkifakidfallsout #hopethatneverhappens
7:55 AM - 14 Nov 2016
 
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2Camelshumping
@lyndamccroskey
Honk if one of my kids flies off the flatbed #BumperStickersForBadParents
3:20 AM - 15 Dec 2017
       
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Debbie
@DebWolfe22
I love my minivan
#Minivan #MinivanMom #CoolMom #HonkIfTheKidsFallOut
7:05 AM - 29 Jun 2018
 
6 September 2018, The Advertiser (Adelaide, Australia), “The Last Word” by Marty Smith, pg. 20:
INSIGHT “Honk if one of my kids flies out!” – bumper sticker.
 
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Jennifer W
@livelearnloveru
Minivan Mafia Moms Honk If a Kid Falls Out • Custom Decal Car Window Bumper Sticker • FREE SHIPPING #momhumor https://etsy.me/2YBBhWb
2:11 PM - 29 Mar 2019