“Finally, after all these years, I’ve got myself a sportscar. I split my eye open playing rugby”

“Sportscar” usually means “sports car,” but a joke has it as “sport scar.”
     
“Finally, after all these years, I’ve got myself a sportscar. I split my eye open playing rugby” was posted on Vital Aston VIlla Forum on “The Tim Vine style one liner thread” on July 12, 2011. Authorship of the joke is unknown.
 
 
Vital Aston VIlla Forum
The Tim Vine style one liner thread.
glensider
Jul 12, 2011 #45
Finally, after all these years, I’ve got myself a sportscar. I split my eye open playing rugby.
     
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Tony West
July 20, 2023 at 7:01 AM ·
Finally, after all these years, I’ve got myself a sportscar.
I split my eye open playing rugby
 
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💙💛 T🅰️YL🅾️R 💛💙
@LeedSTUnited
Finally, after all these years, I’ve got myself a sportscar.
I split my eye open playing rugby!
7:48 AM · Jul 20, 2023
 
Bluesky
Just call me Les.
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Finally, after all these years, I’ve got myself a sportscar.
I split my eye open playing rugby.
July 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
 
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Finally, after all these years, I’ve got myself a sportscar.                        I split my eye open playing rugby.
8:41 AM · Aug 29, 2025