“God couldn’t be everywhere, so he created mothers”
"God can't/couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Bohemian Jewish writer.Leopold Kompert wrote the saying in his ghetto…
“Grandmother—a wonderful mother with lots of practice”
"Grandmother -- a wonderful mother with lots of practice" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2005 and is of unknown…
“Great Scott!”(exclamation)
"Great Scott!" is an exclamation of surprise or amazement that was popular in the 19th century. The origin is unclear, but "Scott" is used in a similar way to the German…
“Heavens to Betsy!” (exclamation)
"Heavens to Betsy" is an exclamation of unknown origin. It was first cited in The Flag of Our Union (Boston, MA) on March 28, 1857. There is no evidence that "Betsy" is flag…
“Here’s to good women: May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them”
"Here's to good/strong women: May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popular in the month of…
“Here’s to strong women: May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them”
"Here's to good/strong women: May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popular in the month of…
“Hey girl, are you a piñata? Because I’d hit that” (pickup line)
"Hey girl... Are you a piñata? Because I'd hit that" is a jocular pickup line that was posted on Twitter by country billy on May 5, 2011. "Damn girl, are you a piñata? ... Cuz…
“I don’t like to brag, but I’ve been avoiding people since way before the coronavirus”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused many people to stay at home and to avoid being with other people. Antisocial people felt vindicated. A joke was posted on Twitter by Snarky Mommy on March…
“I have a friend who’s half Indian. Ian”
"I have a friend who's half Indian. Ian" was posted on Twitter by Ben Ames on June 20, 2011. “@sickipediabot: I have a friend who's half Indian. Ian” was posted on Twitter…
“I was named after my dad. Because I couldn’t possibly have been named before him”
"Me? I was named after my father, who was named after his father. I should say, 'named for,' for how many of us were named before our fathers?" is an obvious saying that was…
“I will never understand some people’s fascination with their ancestry. Isn’t knowing your current family bad enough?”
Many people want to research their ancestry. "will never understand people's fascination with their ancestry, isn't knowing your current family bad enough" was posted on…
“I’m actually extremely grateful for all those who put their pronouns in their bio…”
Many politically correct "woke" people put pronouns in their bios. This was posted on X/Twitter by Kyle Kashuv on January 3, 2022: "im actually extremely grateful for all those who…
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" is a jocular saying about mothers that has been printed on many images. "DELAY: If evolution really works, Ed…
“If you have a dad, you really should be thanking him for bringing you into this world…”
"If you have a dad you really should be thanking him for bringing you into this world. Your mom probably wasn't even in the mood" is a jocular Father's Day saying that has been…
“In the circle of life you can find happiness in every corner”
Circles don't have corners. "They say you find love in every corner. My life must be a circle" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "They say you find love…
“Irish puns are the most O’ffensive”
"Irish puns are the most O'ffensive" was posted on Twitter by The Pun Gents on October 26, 2017. The Irish joke has been popular on St. Patrick's Day. TwitterThe Pun…
“It’s such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother — the world calls her grandmother”
"It’s such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother — that’s why the world calls her grandmother" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s such a grand thing…
“Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” (EDKH or JEDKH)
American financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein was born in Brooklyn in 1953. Epstein died in his jail cell in the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan on August 10, 2019,…
“Keeping Up With the Joneses”
"Keeping Up With the Joneses" was a popular comic strip by Arthur "Pops" Momand that began in the New York World in 1913. "Jones" is a popular name; Momand almost went…
“Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes”
"Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "Life is like a…