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May 2, 2024
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“Why do mornings begin so early?”

"Why do mornings have to begin so early?" (or "Why do mornings begin so early?") is a jocular saying. "Why do mornings begin so early?" was posted on X/Twitter by Lisa…

May 2, 2024
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“Why do mornings have to be so early?”

"Why do mornings have to be so early?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Why do mornings have to be so early in the morning?" was posted on X/Twitter by…

May 2, 2024
Time/Weather

“Why do mornings have to begin so early?”

"Why do mornings have to begin so early?" (or "Why do mornings begin so early?") is a jocular saying. "Why do mornings begin so early?" was posted on X/Twitter by Lisa…

May 2, 2024
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“Why do mornings have to start so early?”

"Why do mornings start so early?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Why do mornings have to start so early?" is another form of the saying. "Why…

May 2, 2024
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“Why do mornings start so early?”

"Why do mornings start so early?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Why do mornings have to start so early?" is another form of the saying. "Why…

March 15, 2017
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“Why do Native Americans hate snow?”/“Because it’s white and settles on their land.”

A riddle about Native Americans is: Q: Why do Native Americans hate snow?A: Because it's white and settles on their land. The joke was first posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 9, 2015 and has…

February 15, 2017
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“Why do people carry umbrellas?”/“Because umbrellas can’t walk.”

An umbrella riddle is: Q: Why do people carry umbrellas?A: Because umbrellas can't walk. The riddle was printed in many newspapers in 1986. 21 January 1986, Morning Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA),…

May 30, 2019
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“Why do writers constantly feel cold?”/“Because they’re surrounded by drafts.”

"I'm a writer. If I seem cold, it's because I'm surrounded by drafts" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A riddle was posted on BuzzFeed on December…

February 28, 2021
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“Why does lightning shock people?”/“Because it doesn’t know how to conduct itself.”

A lightning riddle is: Q: Why does lightning shock people? A: Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself. Lightning conducts electricity. The joke was printed in many newspapers in November…

July 17, 2017
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“Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?”

The day breaks, but never falls. The night falls, but never breaks. This observation has been cited in print at least as early as Harper's Bazar (New York, NY) in 1889: "It is a fact…

October 21, 2016
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“Why don’t ghosts like rain?”/“It dampens their spirits.”

A popular Halloween riddle about ghosts is: Q: Why don't ghosts like rain?A: It dampens their spirits. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1987. “Why do ghosts like to ride in…

March 2, 2018
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“Why don’t you wear snow boots?”/“Because they’ll melt.”

A snow riddle is: Q: Why don't you wear snow boots?A: Because they'll melt. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2003. 11 November 2003, Wisconsin State Journal (Madison, WI),…

July 1, 2019
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“Why don’t people get up early in Athens?”/“Because Dawn is tough on Greece.”

"Dawn" is a brand of dishwashing liquid owned by Procter & Gamble. "Tough on grease, soft on hands" is a trademarked slogan from 1994. There are "Greece" puns.…

March 13, 2020
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“Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?”/“They looked at the reviews. Only 1 star.”

The earth's solar system has one star -- the sun. "one star" is not a rating, but there are jokes. "We should all give Earth a one star rating on Google Reviews so aliens…

March 19, 2021
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“Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a K and not a C?”/“Because you can’t C in the dark.”

"See" sounds like the letter "C," and there are jokes. This riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 14, 2013: Q: Why is "dark" spelled with a k and not with c?A:…

March 19, 2021
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“Why is ‘dark’ not spelled like ‘darc’?”/“Because you can’t C in the dark!”

"See" sounds like the letter "C," and there are jokes. This riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 14, 2013: Q: Why is "dark" spelled with a k and not with c?A:…

February 17, 2018
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“Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’?”

"Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying, along with other…

July 24, 2019
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“Why is it called boob sweat and not humidititties?”

"Why is it called boob sweat and not humidititties?" (Humidity + titties) is a joke that has been printed on many images. "Lmao RT @T_Bonezzz: Whoever called it boob sweat and not…

June 15, 2017
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“Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?”

Entry in progress -- B.P."Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?" is a jocular line that has been

December 24, 2016
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“Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?”/“Because their days are numbered.”

An Advent calendar tracks the days between the first Sunday of Advent (a day from November 27 to December 3) until Christmas (december 25), A popular riddle is: Q: Why is it getting harder to buy…

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